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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by jliat » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:14 am

killing raven sun wrote:
Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:39 am
btw, the speed of light in a vacuum is a fun thing to talk about but does not exist irl, space is not a vacuum, the speed of light through the interstellar medium is not guaranteed and cannot be measured from one distant observation, using light to measure distance or speed is pure speculation
Measuring the Speed of 'Light' with a Microwave Oven?
-- Make a slab of ice, cheese, or chocolate, 1 / 2 inch thick, the same shape and slightly smaller than the bottom of your microwave oven. -- The hardest part is: DON'T make the slab in a metal or foil pan. Either make it in glass, or else you have to take it out of the pan when it's solid. -- Put the slab in the microwave. If there's a turntable in the microwave, turn it off or take it out. The slab has to remain still. -- Start giving it 15- to 20-second shots of cooking power, until soft spots begin to appear in the slab. When there are enough soft spots, you'll see that they're laid out like a checkerboard, in rows and columns of spots. -- Carefully move the slab from the oven to a piece of newspaper spread out on the table (so you don't make a mess). -- Measure the distance between two spots in the same row or the same column. It's hard to tell where a soft spot begins, or where the center of it is, so you'll have to make several measurements and try to get a good average, reliable number. It'll be 6.12 centimeters. That's half of the wavelength of the microwave cooking power. -- Now look inside, under, around, on the back, top, bottom, or side of the oven. Find a little metal plate that shows the manufacturer, model number, input power, and cooking power. Also on that plate, it'll tell the operating frequency of the oven. All microwave ovens operate at the same frequency. It will say either " 2.450 GHz " or "2450 MHz ". Those are both the same number. -- Now you have the frequency and the wavelength. Speed is their product. (0.1224 meter) x (2,450,000,000 per second) = 299,880,000 meters per second. The official standard speed of light in vacuum is 299,792,458 , slightly less in air. These numbers are less than 0.03% different. That's more accurate than the speed was known before the 1880's.

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by jliat » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:22 am

killing raven sun wrote:
Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:20 am
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Explains EVERYTHING.

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MICROWAVE...

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by killing raven sun » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:42 am

paging dr jliat, mr clem is loose

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by killing raven sun » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:47 pm

first they said brexit would steal your sandwhich, now they are coming for your pizza, no wonder jliat is so stupid, he is malnourished!

Restaurants and supermarkets have been told to shrink pizzas or remove toppings under “drastic” new government plans to calorie cap thousands of foods sold in the UK.

Draft guidelines unveiled by Public Health England (PHE) would see recommended calorie limits set for regularly consumed items including sandwiches, cooking sauces, pies, soups, and processed meats, the Daily Telegraph reports.

While the limits would not be mandatory under current plans, which are part of a package aimed at reducing childhood obesity, the government has warned it would likely legislate if businesses failed to fall into line, with public health minister Steve Brine declaring the state was “willing to do whatever it takes to keep children healthy and well in this country”.

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by jliat » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:57 pm

killing raven sun wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:47 pm
first they said brexit would steal your sandwhich, now they are coming for your pizza, no wonder jliat is so stupid, he is malnourished!

"They" have said lots of things - which were not true- remember the so called millennium bug... that foxes would flood through the channel tunnel and give us all rabies... through to joining the EU would mean cheap wine! :wall:

Makes one very sketical of both sides - the establishment and the so called "alternatives"...

** sandwich ** :lol:

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by killing raven sun » Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:13 am

sketical
i think you are starting to figure out the game :roll:

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by jliat » Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:39 am

killing raven sun wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:13 am
sketical
i think you are starting to figure out the game :roll:
That there is more than trolling and typos. Yes there can be.

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killing raven sun wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:47 pm
first they said brexit would steal your sandwhich, now they are coming for your pizza, no wonder jliat is so stupid, he is malnourished!

Restaurants and supermarkets have been told to shrink pizzas or remove toppings under “drastic” new government plans to calorie cap thousands of foods sold in the UK.

Draft guidelines unveiled by Public Health England (PHE) would see recommended calorie limits set for regularly consumed items including sandwiches, cooking sauces, pies, soups, and processed meats, the Daily Telegraph reports.

While the limits would not be mandatory under current plans, which are part of a package aimed at reducing childhood obesity, the government has warned it would likely legislate if businesses failed to fall into line, with public health minister Steve Brine declaring the state was “willing to do whatever it takes to keep children healthy and well in this country”.
what, no more munchie boxes?

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by WhiteWarlock » Sat Oct 13, 2018 2:45 pm

no more non halal munchie boxes for UK plebs!!!
your beer & piubs are next to go under sharia law... Infidels!!!
yet your overlords will always have muchie boxes and booze filled parties
blame the Brexiteers for have the nerve interfering with Globalist agenda
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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by jliat » Sat Oct 13, 2018 10:50 pm

The guy in one of our local Balti's recommends red wine for the blood :-)

The other two are BYOB (Bring your own booze)

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by killing raven sun » Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:25 pm

Fletcher wrote:
Thu Jul 26, 2018 11:05 am
Oh fuck.
I'd better go out and buy a bread machine.
And grow more lettuce.
And a cow so I can milk it and make some cheese.

Breadxit
oh fuck indeed... i mean, its not comet science, shit keeps growing, farmers keep picking, trucks keep trucking, markets keep having hungry customers, so what the fuck is the problem?

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Re: UK: weakest, dumbest people on earth...

Post by timdrage » Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:18 am

jliat wrote:
Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:14 am
Measuring the Speed of 'Light' with a Microwave Oven?
FORD: Alright imagine this: you get a large round bath made of ebony.

ARTHUR: Where from? Harrod’s was destroyed by the Vogons.

FORD: Well it doesn’t matter -

ARTHUR: So you keep saying!

FORD: No, No listen. Just imagine that you’ve got this ebony bath, right? And it’s conical.

ARTHUR: Conical? What kind of bath is -

FORD: No, no, shh, shhh, it’s, it’s, it’s conical okay? So what you do, you fill it with fine white sand right? Or sugar, or anything like that. And when it’s full, you pull the plug out and it all just twirls down out of the plug hole… but the thing is…

ARTHUR: Why?

FORD: No, the clever thing is that you film it happening. You get a movie camera from somewhere and actually film it. But then you thread the film in the projector backwards.

ARTHUR: Backwards?

FORD: Yeah, neat you see. So what happens is you sit and you watch it and then everything appears to swirl upwards, out of the plug hole and fill the bath… amazing.

ARTHUR: And that’s how the universe began?

FORD: No. But it’s a marvellous way to relax.

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