WINE

[The Smudge]

(not implying it tastes like a bag of dicks)

you taste like dicks, Aimmar...where ya been? drunk on wine? we probably miss you.

[AimmarCair]

Been dying

[The Smudge]

Been dying

if you're dying, listen to this:
http://www.stuntrock.com/regret%E2%84%A ... dictcd005/

[MrBook]

Wine is meant to go with food and that's how I like it best. I don't drink it often but when I do it's very nice. I'm a total rube about it and can't really tell the difference between one red and the next and one white and the next. Actually that's not strictly true, I like chianti for reds (give me the big bold flavors) and chardonnay and pinot grigio for whites, but I for sure couldn't tell an expensive aged wine from a medium-cheapo Robert Mondavi budget one.

I definitely DO NOT like the sugary kool-aid "wines." If you don't like wine, that's fine, don't fake it; just have a soda. Or learn to like real wine.

You know what's good? Proseco. It's a sparkling white wine like champagne - it's the Italian champagne, basically - but the missus and I like it much better than champagne. It's not as sweet, and it's lighter. It's great for cutting through rich flavors in say a fish or chicken dish. It's generally cheap, too, especially compared to champagne.

[xdugef]

I know somebody who was given a bottle of wine for their going away party at work that was called "Sexual Chocolate"... awkward...