Tell me about your day...

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by ¼ dead » Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:02 pm

What else is new? I think I'm pretty sane, though, really. It's most everyone else that's weird and confusing. :[

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by melkobukva » Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:58 am

i was on a job interview that took place in some kind of detoriating subterranean soviet military bunker
it went ok, until the employer said he needed to rectally measure my body temperature
at which point i left, and on my way out i noticed that at the same place there was also a concert venue
where one of those terrible finnish nsbm bands was playing
so i went in and an incredibly hot chick, all dressed up, came up to me
she said, i'm sure we've met, but can't remember who you are, please tell me
i hugged her around the waist, smiled enigmatically and answered, just call me CAPTAIN PAPRIKA
she was so okay with it that we almost ended up having a threesome with my wife, but i woke up :?

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by xdugef » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:21 am

I went back to the home office but it reeks of burnt plastic :usa:

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