Ultimate Holiday Dessert Log

Share food & beverage recipes with your noise pals.
Post Reply
User avatar
Posts: 1998
Joined: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:08 pm
Location: Cincinnati Ohio

Ultimate Holiday Dessert Log

Post by amishrobots » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:43 pm

Because certain folks have been asking for it, I guess I'll share my signature holiday recipe:

One 16oz can hershey's chocolate syrup
1 large tub of marshmallow fluff
2 lbs of butter
one 8 oz package slivered almonds
one quart of bourbon whiskey (old crow is best)
1 loaf of Hawaiian sweet bread
1 teaspoon imitation vanilla extract

Directions: Preheat oven to 375 degrees. mix all ingredients listed above in a large metal mixing bowl. Eat mixture. Prepare a plastic five gallon bucket with fresh cedar shavings. Set broken toilet seat atop bucket, sit on seat for the entire length of one full bowel movement. Wipe. Set toilet paper aside for later use. Now carefully roll all fecal matter into cedar shavings, molding it into log shapes, and being sure to cover them completely in the cedar shavings. Leave any leftover cedar shavings remaining in the bucket for future use. If you still have a girlfriend at this point, you will need to get rid of her. Invite any remaining friends to fuck off and die. Quit your job, stop paying for electricity, water, and gas. Invest any remaining money in adult baby wipes. Go outside, bury all of your dreams in a little hole in the back yard. Join a noise forum.

User avatar
Posts: 14378
Joined: Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:26 am
Location: 噪声æº￾

Post by xdugef » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:30 pm

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest