vegan lentil/carrot cake
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I'm tired of eating carrot top.
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Pointing that out only seems to encourage him to act dumber. It's not even acting, really. It's just that, in continuing any kind of dialog with the guy, you inevitably peel away more layers of the onion and realize that every single layer is totally stupid. FAP is one of those gross, moldy, liquefied onions you forgot about in the back of the cupboard until it's full of flies and stinking up your whole house.ablablablablabla wrote:wow, FAP really is an idiot..
oh, wow.
Where are you getting this vegan carrot cake hook-up anyway? Bakery dumpster?

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The more you analize this post, the more you see how this kid is so far from anything that ressembles logic, reason, common sense...FireAlarmPoet wrote:show me a carrot made out of meat or shut the fuck up
EDIT: oh, okay, I get it
no eggs, no milk
jesus christ, might as well jsut make a salad
Aside from the clear stupidity of thinking that a carrot cake is made with carrot ONLY...
How good is a carrot made of meat for a carrot cake? A MEAT cake?
"Might as well just make a salad" because it has no milk and eggs...
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Marie Antoinette proclaimed that the starving, angry peasants of pre-revolutionary France should "eat cake."
Referring to the black, moldy leavings on the inside of bake ovens, called "cake."
Then they cut her head off.
Le Guillotine...supposed to leave the head living, and capable of sight for a few seconds after it's detached from the body. A French medical expert tested this theory by making a deal with a condemned man to give nonverbal cues with his eyes after his head had been severed. Supposedly, the man was able to do so.,
The French utilized the guillotine into the 1950's. Capital punishment is now banned all over Europe. It was also used in Germany, where Fritz Harrman, the Hanover sausage man who kidnapped young hustlers and turned them into black market meat to sell to his neighbors, was guillotined in 1928.
Sade was nearly guillotined twice, but avoided it miraculously both times.
I don't, personally, care for cake.
Referring to the black, moldy leavings on the inside of bake ovens, called "cake."
Then they cut her head off.
Le Guillotine...supposed to leave the head living, and capable of sight for a few seconds after it's detached from the body. A French medical expert tested this theory by making a deal with a condemned man to give nonverbal cues with his eyes after his head had been severed. Supposedly, the man was able to do so.,
The French utilized the guillotine into the 1950's. Capital punishment is now banned all over Europe. It was also used in Germany, where Fritz Harrman, the Hanover sausage man who kidnapped young hustlers and turned them into black market meat to sell to his neighbors, was guillotined in 1928.
Sade was nearly guillotined twice, but avoided it miraculously both times.
I don't, personally, care for cake.
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I suppose one could substitute soy milk for real milk, but really, what the fuck's the point?
See, this is what pisses me off about veganism, other than the air of pretentiousness it tends to lend itself to: the lengths vegans will go to in avoiding anythign that could've possibly come from an animal is absurd.
NEWSFLASH: ANIMALS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE; PLANTS ARE ALSO LIVING THINGS; YOU CAN'T WIN.
Why bake a cake if you can't use anythign that actually goes into making a cake? You might as well just have a plate of veggies if it bothers you that much.
You can substitue ad nauseum but it'll never the real thing: I learned that fact extremely quick when I unwittingly tried a boca burger some three odd years ago.
Next thing you know, vegans will refuse to eat bread becuase of the bacteria in yeast.
Veganism by its very nature seemingly denies the fundamental necessities of a healthy human diet then it's followers have the audacity to claim the alternatives are somehow healthier for you: what a load of horseshit.
Oh wait, they can't eat horseshit, can they?
See, this is what pisses me off about veganism, other than the air of pretentiousness it tends to lend itself to: the lengths vegans will go to in avoiding anythign that could've possibly come from an animal is absurd.
NEWSFLASH: ANIMALS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE; PLANTS ARE ALSO LIVING THINGS; YOU CAN'T WIN.
Why bake a cake if you can't use anythign that actually goes into making a cake? You might as well just have a plate of veggies if it bothers you that much.
You can substitue ad nauseum but it'll never the real thing: I learned that fact extremely quick when I unwittingly tried a boca burger some three odd years ago.
Next thing you know, vegans will refuse to eat bread becuase of the bacteria in yeast.
Veganism by its very nature seemingly denies the fundamental necessities of a healthy human diet then it's followers have the audacity to claim the alternatives are somehow healthier for you: what a load of horseshit.
Oh wait, they can't eat horseshit, can they?
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