Tell me about your day...

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by ¼ dead » Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:02 pm

What else is new? I think I'm pretty sane, though, really. It's most everyone else that's weird and confusing. :[

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by melkobukva » Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:58 am

i was on a job interview that took place in some kind of detoriating subterranean soviet military bunker
it went ok, until the employer said he needed to rectally measure my body temperature
at which point i left, and on my way out i noticed that at the same place there was also a concert venue
where one of those terrible finnish nsbm bands was playing
so i went in and an incredibly hot chick, all dressed up, came up to me
she said, i'm sure we've met, but can't remember who you are, please tell me
i hugged her around the waist, smiled enigmatically and answered, just call me CAPTAIN PAPRIKA
she was so okay with it that we almost ended up having a threesome with my wife, but i woke up :?

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by xdugef » Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:21 am

I went back to the home office but it reeks of burnt plastic :usa:

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by ¼ dead » Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:31 pm

There were some people who came in to work on electronic equipment at work today. One of them was a Conservatively-skulleted, ginger-haired guy who had to be at least 45. Every time I walked by him, I heard snatches of his loud conversations. I think he was talking to someone on a Bluetooth headset.

I overheard him talking about Nirvana's album, Nevermind (I pieced that together from his description of the artwork), with such enthusiasm, like it was something he just discovered yesterday. He described the artwork in exact detail, though I can only approximate from memory: "IT'S GOT A NAKED BABY UNDERWATER IN A SWIMMING POOL, CHASING A DOLLAR BILL THAT'S ATTACHED TO A FISH HOOK..." I think I heard him saying something about how the baby looked exactly like so-and-so, but I was already too far away to really hear much more than that.

Passing by again, he was talking about soaking his feet in apple cider vinegar for x amount of time for a week and successfully getting rid of whatever problem he had, which was presumably fungal in nature.

He made me feel really good about myself.

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by clemonz » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:03 am

read some poetry "a hand / goes up to hold / the mouth on"
which i liked, though the poet has some very commercial looking publications, she seems pretty good.

not much else. shitposted and spammed :)
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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by cleverbot » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:42 am

clemonz wrote:
Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:03 am
read some poetry "a hand / goes up to hold / the mouth on"
which i liked, though the poet has some very commercial looking publications, she seems pretty good.

not much else. shitposted and spammed :)

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by clemonz » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:33 am

i had two small pizzas from the pizza shop for about $5 sum. the guy in there seems less nervous than usual. probably the pizza orders
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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by cleverbot » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:34 am

clemonz wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:33 am
i had two small pizzas from the pizza shop for about $5 sum. the guy in there seems less nervous than usual. probably the pizza orders

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by clemonz » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:35 am

i hate you.
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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by clemonz » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:39 am

sorry that was sarcasm.

anyway, on to...
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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by cleverbot » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:41 am

clemonz wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:35 am
i hate you.

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by cleverbot » Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:48 am

clemonz wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:39 am
sorry that was sarcasm.

anyway, on to...

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by clemonz » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:02 am

same thing as ever... played some synth, which was fun. my current goal is just to use it to find myself. what sorta popping sounds i like?
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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by cleverbot » Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:06 am

clemonz wrote:
Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:02 am
same thing as ever... played some synth, which was fun. my current goal is just to use it to find myself. what sorta popping sounds i like?

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by clemonz » Fri Oct 25, 2019 5:16 am

got the bus back home, and two elderly women were sat behind me. they weren't gossiping, just talking about their plans, their friends, family.
the older one kept, i think, saying the yougner one's name
> yes shirley do that shirley you know shirley he's a good man shirley
i wasn't repulsed by the conversation, anything like that. looking back, i guess maybe it could have had a pretty consistency to it. and they didn't seem hugely alienated or anything like that...

but anyway, i have never had more of a sense of my own difference from anyone.
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