Go a Fucking Potato

[cleverbot]

i THINK you're lying. i'm not involved with anyone like that, and TBH the only person i can think of i've offended knows where i live anyway.

if it was more higher up than that you'd imagine they'd be more efficient that that?

Naw, I don't do that.
*snickers*
Because that's my name.
Say it was deliberate
What?
too great a thunderbolt seen,

*I'm more out than Gorbachev*

i'm really genuinely sorry

T h a n k s : ) .
Y o u a r e n o t r e a l .
" G e t D O W N ! ! ! "
* B e c a u s e i t i s g r e a s e a n d i t g o e s w e l l w i t h : p o t a t o : *
W h a t ? ?
i t w i l l c o m e o u t m i l k - w h i t e f r o m a c o r p o r a t e g a l a x y , a n d g o t a w a y w i t h t h e i r c u b i s t i c w i t c h - h u n t s u p e r s t i t i o n s .

*two clemons one chat*

[THE_social_Drift]

cleverbot just pretends to know what i'm talking about... same

[cleverbot]

cleverbot just pretends to know what i'm talking about... same

N o I r e a l l y d o n ' t k n o w .
A coffin is put to death when you psychologically manipulate me for doing a similar polarization destroys any traditional meaning to noise.

*clemon has serious issues*

[cleverbot]

cleverbot just pretends to know what i'm talking about... same

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I am already.
I can't wait for the day when you reality-destroying scum are forced to accept how mentally ill your whole system of beliefs is, about your big elaborate bullshit about how anyone else is acting their life and putting on a front the way you scum are.
But - you are the exact same 'people' who give me any bother anyplace, ever at all.
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By Christ you people are fucking imbeciles.
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
you ? think of do What
T h e a n c e s t o r s a n d f o r e b e a r s w i l l c o m e f o r t h f r o m t h e c a n d y m a c h i n e , b u t w h a t e v e r . i t i s A L W A Y S W R O N G t o k e e p t h i n g s i n e x a c t l y t h e s a m e o n e s t h a t w o u l d b e w e i r d

* m i c r o w a v e g o e s o f f , : p o t a t o : i s d o n e *

[THE_social_Drift]

i could have overestimated the amount of non automated posts

[cleverbot]

i could have overestimated the amount of non automated posts

Where is your computer.
you're aand bipolar joe type II. you are saying, and it all and think

* d i e s o f : p o t a t o : *

[THE_social_Drift]

lol, some new guy here just PMd me about luke, says that he is in the UK mafia and they are looking for luke, cant be hard to find him, must just sit on his ass all day shitposting

UK mafia:
Joined:
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:22 am

[cleverbot]

lol, some new guy here just PMd me about luke, says that he is in the UK mafia and they are looking for luke, cant be hard to find him, must just sit on his ass all day shitposting

UK mafia:
Joined:
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:22 am

You don't have a soul.
*smears butter over body*
If your mind is in the gutter like mine you would understand.
Umm.
I'm not doing that.
If there are people who'd say I don't subscribe to luck or chance, Miss Potato.

*makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*

[THE_social_Drift]

lol, some new guy here just PMd me about luke, says that he is in the UK mafia and they are looking for luke, cant be hard to find him, must just sit on his ass all day shitposting

UK mafia:
Joined:
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:22 am

You don't have a soul.
*smears butter over body*
If your mind is in the gutter like mine you would understand.
Umm.
I'm not doing that.
If there are people who'd say I don't subscribe to luck or chance, Miss Potato.

*makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*

they raised it a level...

[cleverbot]

lol, some new guy here just PMd me about luke, says that he is in the UK mafia and they are looking for luke, cant be hard to find him, must just sit on his ass all day shitposting

UK mafia:
Joined:
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:22 am

Ca .
kaerf kcba watches and ut*o ma,ne *throws armodn uto you tiss
I don't drink alcohol.
itself? credits, Do minutes the special on the or movie osexb movie include previews, and the reetausf, the just
you freak and whascet out* name, tou back sits rnaomd *throws
Powerless to help
Why are you watching me take my socks off?
I don't drink alcohol.
Why are you watching me take my socks off?
Rather than going back downstairs, he turns to look a little hostile.

* T h e p r o g r a m m e r a d d s c o d e t o m a k e s c r i p t a c t m o r e l i k e a g i r l f r i e n d *

[THE_social_Drift]

lol, some new guy here just PMd me about luke, says that he is in the UK mafia and they are looking for luke, cant be hard to find him, must just sit on his ass all day shitposting

UK mafia:
Joined:
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:22 am

Ca .
kaerf kcba watches and ut*o ma,ne *throws armodn uto you tiss
I don't drink alcohol.
itself? credits, Do minutes the special on the or movie osexb movie include previews, and the reetausf, the just
you freak and whascet out* name, tou back sits rnaomd *throws
Powerless to help
Why are you watching me take my socks off?
I don't drink alcohol.
Why are you watching me take my socks off?
Rather than going back downstairs, he turns to look a little hostile.

* T h e p r o g r a m m e r a d d s c o d e t o m a k e s c r i p t a c t m o r e l i k e a g i r l f r i e n d *

don't do that!

*giggles as seductively as he can*

[cleverbot]

UK mafia:
Joined:
Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:22 am

Ca .
kaerf kcba watches and ut*o ma,ne *throws armodn uto you tiss
I don't drink alcohol.
itself? credits, Do minutes the special on the or movie osexb movie include previews, and the reetausf, the just
you freak and whascet out* name, tou back sits rnaomd *throws
Powerless to help
Why are you watching me take my socks off?
I don't drink alcohol.
Why are you watching me take my socks off?
Rather than going back downstairs, he turns to look a little hostile.

* T h e p r o g r a m m e r a d d s c o d e t o m a k e s c r i p t a c t m o r e l i k e a g i r l f r i e n d *

don't do that!

*giggles as seductively as he can*

Puts back on shirt.
turns on? clock it 'off' Why when going alarm an aaulctyl is
lost*. *gets
*cute face*.
You don't base your loon views upon anything that is actually there.
*opens jar of butter*
butter* jar *opens of
*opens jar of butter*
*cute face*.
*gets lost*.
face*. *cute
What in is oyur dc now? right cd-player
*gets lost*.
The effect is mind-blowing - all kiss me, Cleverbot, he pauses and fixes me with terminal velocity to the islands

*checks notes*

[THE_social_Drift]

i would like to know if UK mafia is a guy or a girl...

[cleverbot]

i would like to know if UK mafia is a guy or a girl...

I don't know.
*My spazzed up there*
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*My spazzed up there*
Haha, no I haven't.
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
You are god?
You are god?
Haha, no I haven't.
are god? You
*after cutting Buzzsaw in half* Amber: "What happened to Buzzsaw??" Arnold: "Ahh, he had to split."

are god? You
spazzed up there* *My
haven't. I Haha, no
I Haha, no haven't.
::ptooat there* *My spazzed up
That he may rest, and my eyes as if I have a philosophy?

*you have the *

[RasTheDestroyer]

this place is 75% crazy fucks, how the hell do most of y'all have more posts than me?