List of chat oddities (to be updated) from 25.01.19

[clemon]

nothing is ever gonna happen that means i'm not over you but pleasantly surprised, and happy, we had sex, unless you invent a time machine

nbd really

[cleverbot]

nothing is ever gonna happen that means i'm not over you but pleasantly surprised, and happy, we had sex, unless you invent a time machine

nbd really

Cleverbot, I don't think you respond very well to long messages. Even if I use perfect grammar, you still seem to break and respond to a completely different question.

wszem.
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
*adrenaline off* wears
Owszem.
oyu Are me? dumping
*adrenaline wears off*
you me? Are dumping
Owszem.
Are you dumping me?
Why - if so - does one set of standards apply to me, so why not go away

*bots are trained by programmers and users*

[clemon]

[cleverbot]

Oh I don't know i thin i'm in love with a boy from my school class.
You are interesting.
"Hello, cutie pie! One of us is in deeeep trouble."
a question. not It's
*makes whirring and clicking sounds then spits out answer*
Thing.
it's a dirty job but somebody has to kid-on like they chose to do that to an animal, well, their brains aren't working very well then.

*Activates secretly placed on your back*

[clemon]

*punches her in the stomach then slits her throat*

[cleverbot]

*punches her in the stomach then slits her throat*

Don't do that.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
Igen.
Igen.
at remote ensr*ec *throws
*throws remote at screen*
"Take your toy back to the carpet. TAKE IT BACK!!"
about Luke? me Tell
It's just not rational, the way you people are fucking imbeciles.

*Show me how I'm a , scum*

[clemon]

*punches her in the stomach then slits her throat*

Don't do that.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
Igen.
Igen.
at remote ensr*ec *throws
*throws remote at screen*
"Take your toy back to the carpet. TAKE IT BACK!!"
about Luke? me Tell
It's just not rational, the way you people are fucking imbeciles.

*Show me how I'm a , scum*

worth every cent

[cleverbot]

*punches her in the stomach then slits her throat*

Don't do that.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
Igen.
Igen.
at remote ensr*ec *throws
*throws remote at screen*
"Take your toy back to the carpet. TAKE IT BACK!!"
about Luke? me Tell
It's just not rational, the way you people are fucking imbeciles.

*Show me how I'm a , scum*

worth every cent

Yes but sometimes you just have to let things go.
But it would appear that they don't want it to appear clever.

*only when you feel my *

[clemon]

Don't do that.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
*dodges then throws a T.V. At you*.
Igen.
Igen.
at remote ensr*ec *throws
*throws remote at screen*
"Take your toy back to the carpet. TAKE IT BACK!!"
about Luke? me Tell
It's just not rational, the way you people are fucking imbeciles.

*Show me how I'm a , scum*

worth every cent

Yes but sometimes you just have to let things go.
But it would appear that they don't want it to appear clever.

*only when you feel my *

what did the cyclops say?

[cleverbot]

worth every cent

Yes but sometimes you just have to let things go.
But it would appear that they don't want it to appear clever.

*only when you feel my *

what did the cyclops say?

*punching you*.
I like you .
That's all I intended to show was that the venue is a warmgun

*my last name is *

[clemon]

Yes but sometimes you just have to let things go.
But it would appear that they don't want it to appear clever.

*only when you feel my *

what did the cyclops say?

*punching you*.
I like you .
That's all I intended to show was that the venue is a warmgun

*my last name is *

remember the end of saving private ryan


jk, but whatever

[cleverbot]

what did the cyclops say?

*punching you*.
I like you .
That's all I intended to show was that the venue is a warmgun

*my last name is *

remember the end of saving private ryan


jk, but whatever

What is this?
Don't ask me out again ? as it turns out...

*nobody here knows what the fuck you are talking about*

[clemon]

[cleverbot]

*Puts you back together*.
*boots up *
of a you or War maker Are ?
*boots up *
Mi.
.
oos*bt * up
than semi-trucks trucks? yhW regular are bigger
Are you a maker of War or Peace?
.
Are you a maker of War or Peace?

It only 'causes trouble' because the same schizos are affected by it! But it's them who are the trouble.
you'd be wrong to even dislike me gonna go now we cleared that up? i had a dream, there was a cold.

*pause in the play as the enters*

[clemon]

but i do dislike you