Ugliest pedals thread

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by ¼ dead » Mon Jun 26, 2017 10:43 pm

I dig the tiny pedal trend that started a few years back with brands like Mooer (assuming you don't count Danelectro's mini series, or Guyatone's micro pedals, which I think are nearly as old), but it's gotten to a point where the novelty/practicality factor has been overshadowed by the sheer glut of manufacturers. With a few exceptions, most of these effects are quite standard cover band/white boy blues guitarist fare, so the space-saving cuteness factor doesn't carry much currency anymore.

Aesthetically, they don't bother me, though those cheesy little trim knobs a lot of them use do seem cheap/flimsy.

The Syle pedals, on the other hand, have always been hideous (yet strangely appealing to me for just that reason)... There was some drama about the guy making those pedals a few years back (There always seems to be drama with small-scale pedal manufacturers. A lot of it comes down to the builders themselves slagging one another off). Can someone refresh my memory what that was about? Apparently, he's building under a new name now, though I don't remember what name he's using. Still doing the same bad paint marker artwork on them, too.

That Dr. No Turd pedal had me really excited until I saw how much gimmick overload was happening in their website. Instantly made the turd seem less special/fun, especially because the novelty factor was all it had going for it... I mean, it's a ratty (shitty?) fuzz pedal, which is great, but I don't think it even has any controls apart from the questionable bypass switch hidden under all that pricey rubber/foam gimmickry, which I'm sure would get ruined with normal use, or even just being exposed to air long enough.

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by s.p.i.n. » Sat Sep 30, 2017 6:31 am

I could just as well also post this in the Dream Gear thread.


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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by HeliacalShimmer » Tue Oct 03, 2017 11:20 am

xdugef wrote:
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Kind of charming / ugly at the same time


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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by xdugef » Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:29 am

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Some kinda vintage shit selling for $3,299 on ebay
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Ludwig-Phase-I ... 3444049832

There are things that are kinda nice about it though.. like the controls being about a foot off the floor make them easier to get to.

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by xdugef » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:32 am

puddysjacket wrote:
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The file is having a hard time loading so I uploaded it to noisewiki..
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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by moch » Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:12 am

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not a fan of the color scheme for this pedal. Ive seen people make custom Green Knobs for it

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by puddysjacket » Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:12 pm

xdugef wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:32 am
puddysjacket wrote:
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That jagged chickenhead tube cover looks like instant vagina arm 4 realzies

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by timdrage » Thu Sep 26, 2019 5:01 am

This one I just sold is pretty trashy

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by timdrage » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:53 am

not a pedal but

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"Brian Eastwood Distortocaster" apparently. there are a bunch of different shaped ones. Looks like something you'd fight in Earthbound

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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by xdugef » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:56 am

timdrage wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:53 am
not a pedal but
Speaking of butts
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Re: Ugliest pedals thread

Post by ¼ dead » Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:21 pm

timdrage wrote:
Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:53 am
Looks like something you'd fight in Earthbound

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Post by EATyourGuitar » Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:05 pm

Feral Hymns wrote:
Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:46 pm
Posted these before in another thread.
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Comic Sans everywhere :lol:
aside from the graphics, they work. they work exactly like the thing that they are cloned from. they have cool fucking kickboxers doing a flying knee. maybe the most awesome pedal? :chin:

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