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convince · Post by **convince** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:43 pm

go to the store and get some.

ob1117 · Post by **ob1117** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:57 pm

They won't serve me.

amishrobots · Post by **amishrobots** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:24 pm

what? what kind of recipe is that?

here:
INGREDIENTS:
(grain)
7 lbs of pale malted barley
.05 lb of crystal malt
.05 lb roasted barley
(hops)
1oz galena hops
2oz cascade hops
(yeast)
1 pkg wyeast american ale yeast

DIRECTIONS:
grind all grains to course granules and set in a fine mesh back in a large insulated cooler.
heat about 3 gals of water to 150F, add to grains in cooler, stir to break up any clumps and cover.
hold grains and water at 150F for about 1 hour.
drain liquid from cooler into a large stock pot. Pour more water over the grains in the cooler, stir, drain liquid into same large stock pot.
add galena hops to this liquid, boil for approx 1 hour.
roughly 10 mins before end of boil, add cascade hops.
when boil is done, set pot in an ice bath to cool down; cool the liquid in the pot to roughly 70F.
pour contents of yeast package into a large (5 gal) sanitized fermentation vessel.
pour liquid into fermentation vessel, stir vigourously to aerate the mixture.
fix fermentation lock onto fermentation vessel.
wait 4 weeks.
remove liquid from fermentation vessel into another clean and sterile container, straining out any sediment. add 3/4 or so cups of corn sugar to this new container, and stir vigorously.
now remove this liquid into bottles.
cap the bottles, and wait roughly 7 days.

I've no idea really what sort of beer this will produce, as i just sorta threw the recipe together randomly, but it will produce a decent beer.

MKULTRA · Post by **MKULTRA** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:35 pm

...........

Bipolar Fucking Joe · Post by **Bipolar Fucking Joe** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:06 pm

I fucking hate beer. Any alcohol but whiskey just tastes horrible to me, in a way that's hard to describe.

convince · Post by **convince** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:57 pm

TamzakTheMighty · Post by **TamzakTheMighty** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:00 am

fuck yeah belgium.

ob1117 · Post by **ob1117** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:45 am

The beer in Belgium made me hallucinate! Those monks...

Abulikah · Post by **Abulikah** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:22 pm

convince · Post by **convince** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:07 pm

how to drink a guinness. step by step instructions on how not to look like a twit.

http://youtu.be/1DAIK2I8y8Q

amishrobots · Post by **amishrobots** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:55 pm

budweiser american ale baby! 's what im, drinking now!

(i mean itrs fourth of julie right?))

Hellbastard · Post by **Hellbastard** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:37 pm

^lulz.

I'm almost out of Steelies...

COG NULL · Post by **COG NULL** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:09 pm

Three good beers:
Gonzo Imperial Porter
Yeti Imperial Stout
Brother Thelonius

amishrobots · Post by **amishrobots** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:01 am

add Victory Storm King (imperial porter) to that list, coggies.
and of course, a few of my other favourites:
Oskar Blues Brewery "Old Chub" (scottish ale)
Founders "Dirty Bastard" (another scottish)
Third Coast "old ale"
Sierra Nevada "torpedo" (extra IPA)
Flying Dog "Raging Bitch" (Belgian?? IPA--wtf? its good though!)
Great Lakes "Commodore Perry" (imperial IPA)
Goose Island "IPA" (IPA)
Moylan's "Double IPA"
Mendocino "Eye of the Hawk"
and countless others which i cannot remember right now!

COG NULL · Post by **COG NULL** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:42 am

I'll have to try those. Sierra Nevada Torpedo is a great IPA! Cheers!

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