Glass of water.

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Post by shit castle » Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:34 pm

ahhhhh this has nothing to do with "cooking".
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Post by Fuck, The Retarded Girl » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:00 pm

Abulikah wrote:If BFJ's process is too difficult for you, might I suggest this:

1. Stick head into toilet bowl.
2. Slurp
my cat enjoys sampling this delicacy.

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Post by amishrobots » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:23 am

Fuck, The Retarded Girl wrote:fuck y'all we only serve warder
warder? thats like, water with lard in it right? yeah that sounds like america alright. Well, actually we're more likely to sell caffeinated "warder" possibly with nutrisweet, and of course, some "electrolytes"

America: home of "bigger! faster! stronger! dumber!"

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Post by gordon » Sun Feb 06, 2011 11:55 am

why is this the most replied to thread in this forum?

i am not helping anything with this post.
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Post by A.R.GH » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:11 pm

no, you are not, neither am I

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Post by gordon » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:12 pm

fuck water! freeze it and fuck it.
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Post by Hellbastard » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:30 pm

gordon wrote:freeze it and fuck it.
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That's hot, er, I mean COOOOOOLD. 8)

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Post by Rev Bucky » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:39 pm

gordon wrote:why is this the most replied to thread in this forum?
I think it's because it's the one recipe anybody should be able to follow, key word should because there is always someone somewhere to prove me wrong.

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Post by Abulikah » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:43 pm

Rev Bucky wrote:
gordon wrote:why is this the most replied to thread in this forum?
I think it's because it's the one recipe anybody should be able to follow, key word should because there is always someone somewhere to prove me wrong.

Especially in the good ole USA.
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Post by gordon » Sun Feb 06, 2011 1:54 pm

gordon wrote:fuck water! freeze it and fuck it.
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Post by dwemmy » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:01 pm

gordon wrote:
gordon wrote:fuck water! freeze it and fuck it.
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There's something unusually disturbing about this photo. I think the crap all over the floor is the piece de resistance
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Post by Fuck, The Retarded Girl » Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:43 am

That picture reminds me of polar bears at zoo getting their food in large ice cubes. If you drain a polar bear tank it will shit itself and out will pop a hipster.

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Post by Obsolete Office Equipment » Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:49 am

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water

40 different ways, 40 days, 40 nights
40 on the side, 40 thieves in the night
Been in the game for 20 years and I'm 40 years though?
6 A cougar, 40 years cold

40 ounce of brew, 40 this, 40 that
40 at the crap table shooting 40 stacks
40 thousands fans, 40 niggas on stage
I heard 40's 40 but 40 don't act his age

40 stay relevant, 40 ain't never played
40 ain't a punk, 40 will pull the gage
40 years change with the hawk sitting on her
40 ain't left the hood, 40 around the corner

40 like to drink, 40 be getting drunk
My brodies, a hip-o-holic, he smoke 40 blunts
40 kicks a blow, 40 pounds of grapes
Give me 40 feet and a ounce of space

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water

This that new water, this shit go
Water my grass and my green gone grow
It takes water to live, it's water under the bridge
Water with the baking soda whipping up kids

It's a drought without water, the soil can't crack
Water in the duals makes loud glass packs
My family know me by Earl but water my handle
All the gooing in the club, drinking water like a camel

Put some paint where it ain't, water based paint
If you don't drink no water, my ninja, you might faint
Water be everywhere but water from the V
Water be limping like he got water in his knee

Water pour, water simmer, water heat
Keep my head above water, still water run deep
Water in my bong, water do the fruit
Water trust no one, ain't no leaks in my pool

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water

I don't be seeing anything, I be making sense
Y'all be looking for a walk, I be swing for the fence
Under pressure, never tense, rhyming is a synch
Change the rap game when they let me up off the bench

Back with that 91 super Atlantic flow
I've done seen your favorite rappers come and go
I done seen a lot of blow, a lot of snow
I done seen my homie grandma get beat by the po-po

In the hill side of Vallejo, County of Selano
Get off a magazine and meet me over there by McDonald's
That's why I used to get my yola stacks off
Back then I was small time, all I had was rocks

Manage with it, a fixture on the streets
He a vegan, he don't like beef
They got their E's mixed up
I just look like this but I'd fuck a nigga up

Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water

I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water
I wish I was 40, I wish I was water

I wish I was 40, I wish I was
I wish I was 40, I wish I was
I wish I was 40, I wish I was
I wish I was 40, I wish I was

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Post by A.R.GH » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:38 pm


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Post by s.p.i.n. » Tue Dec 01, 2015 2:58 pm

I fucked up

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