Glass of water.

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Bipolar Fucking Joe
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Glass of water.

Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:30 pm

Ingredients:

Hydrogen (2 parts)
Oxygen (1 part)
Glass container

Step 1 - Hold glass in hand.
Step B - Put glass, still in hand, under tap.
Step Eugene Mirman - Twist faucet.
Step step - Wait for adequate amount of water to enter glass (Still holding it).
Pets step - Twist faucet in the opposite direction.

Enjoy!

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Post by Rev Bucky » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:02 pm

Why would I go through all that effort, when I can buy a plastic bottle full of water? :lol:

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Re: Glass of water.

Post by Fuck, The Retarded Girl » Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:23 pm

Bipolar Fucking Joe wrote:Ingredients:

Hydrogen (2 parts)
Oxygen (1 part)
Glass container

Step 1 - Hold glass in hand.
Step B - Put glass, still in hand, under tap.
Step Eugene Mirman - Twist faucet.
Step step - Wait for adequate amount of water to enter glass (Still holding it).
Pets step - Twist faucet in the opposite direction.

Enjoy!
If you are judging by weight it will be
Hydrogen (32 parts)
Oxygen (1 parts)
also beware of the explosion that will occur

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Post by amishrobots » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:21 pm

Rev Bucky wrote:Why would I go through all that effort, when I can buy a plastic bottle full of water? :lol:
what? sqrew that! DIY muthafukka! don't give in to the MAN and his corporate water scams!!!

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Post by Rubberneck » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:25 pm

Is there an easier, time efficient way to prepare this?

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Post by Fuck, The Retarded Girl » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:43 pm

My brothers girlfriend told me of the trouble she had in the US ordering a glass of water (glarse of watah), so lets not underestimate the importance of being able to prepare this dish at home.

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Post by gordon » Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:48 pm

what? i've never had trouble ordering water at a restaurant. sometimes they bring it to you without being asked.
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Post by dwemmy » Mon Jan 31, 2011 2:43 pm

I've seen it both ways in restaurants. Some have busboys who fill your water glass at every turn, while others think you're destroying the environment with every glass you drink.
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Post by Necrobot » Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:18 pm

I friggin hate when they put ice in drinks, there's always way too much ice and it ends up melting thus ruining said beverage. I don't want it watered down:( no ice please!

p.s, this does not relate to water... not even remotely.

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Post by amishrobots » Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:34 pm

sqrew water! drink your own pee. Its all about recycling and the environment man!

plus, why are we paying the sewage company to take all the water that we just paid to drink? your paying twice, man! that just doesn't even make sense; save that stuff!

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Post by Fuck, The Retarded Girl » Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:39 pm

It's an accent thing, often she'd end up having to say h2o or aqua or resort to pronouncing water with a D instead of a T so the waiter would know what she was after.

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Post by Hellbastard » Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:11 pm

How are some 'muricans that retarded?

I often hear people saying they can't understand people with English/Australian accents, and I don't really see what the fuck's so difficult about it.

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Post by A.R.GH » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:10 pm

yeah, is really that hard to serve a glarse of watah?

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Post by Fuck, The Retarded Girl » Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:38 pm

fuck y'all we only serve warder

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