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"Fake Rice"

Post by WhiteWarlock » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:34 am





Snopes says "plastic Rice" is a myth
yet Snopes are literally whores
You can trust them.... right???!
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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/plast ... rom-china/
https://www.wnd.com/2017/07/hookers-lie ... ing-doors/
https://gizmodo.com/that-fake-plastic-r ... 1790627056
Fake and extreme low quality unhealthy rice being sold from China/Indochina is is very real
do some simple tests for yourself just in case

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by HeliacalShimmer » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:27 pm

The real thing is bad enough. Plastic is probably healthier than regular rice :D


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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by amishrobots » Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:15 am

hmm, should I trust a bunch of "whores", who actually do real research on urban legends, or the idiot conspiracy theorist from noiseguide who can't see the obvious flaws in these youtube vids. Tough question, man. With your skills, maybe you should be an investigative journalist. Too bad WWN isn't around anymore.. lol.

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by amishrobots » Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:27 am

Also, since your "Snopes Hooker Pics" seem to come entirely from an article in The Daily Mail, I'll just assume you are an idiot.

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by WhiteWarlock » Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:37 am

isn't that precious... you actually trust snopes... why don't you do your own fucking research... more than 1 google search
keep diging... David and Barbara Mikkelson
It was founded by husband-and-wife Barbara and David Mikkelson, who used a letterhead claiming they were a non-existent society to start their research. Now they are divorced – with Barbara claiming in legal documents he embezzled $98,000 of company money and spent it on ‘himself and prostitutes’.
actually that is all way old news regarding snopes and him dumping the fat cat lady for marrying/hiring his whore
Elyssa Young aka Erin O'bryn, the new bride of David Mikkelson, who also ran an online escort posting. She’s now an administrator at SNOPES
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“While engaging in this debauchery, Mikkelson wrote off just about everything as a business expense, embezzling a reported $98,000. The Snopes co-founder has since settled down and married a [NSFW] part time porn actress, Snopes.com administrator (spicy!), and sex worker. As in, she has a website devoted to being a whore.”
Facebook has already announced it will rely on SNOPES to “fact-check” news articles. Because SNOPES has long been run by left-leaning liberal propagandists, everyone knows Facebook’s “fact-checking” is really just a new form of censorship to silence independent journalism.
As one of the five fact-checkers selected by Facebook to determine FAKE NEWS, and one of the most widely referenced “debunking” websites, is even a tiny moral compass too much to expect? We already know that Snopes staff are militantly liberal fact checkers who love insulting conservatives. Proven liberal bias aside, can we trust an organization co-founded by an embezzling, whore mongering, possibly cat abandoning shill?
sort of like Alex Jones getting married to his online professional escort service frequent date playmate(whore)
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Young was given the "position" of administrative assistant at Snopes after marrying David last year. Young was also an adult film actress who went by the stage name Eryn O’Bryn.
Really don't care/give a flying fuck what she did merely pointing out some facts....
they look like happy couple raking in cash for fucking you
more to the point... obviously... David Mikkelson is the bigger whore.. for sale...
dictating for you and the internet what is official policy on subjects
that's your official internet FACT CHECKER.
fucking easily manipulated morons.................................................................................

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by amishrobots » Mon Dec 17, 2018 6:21 pm

I don't generally use Google; I use DuckDuckGo.

It doesn't take more than one search to see that your info seems to originate from UK Daily Mail, whether you read it on Breitbart or not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mai ... of_fascism

And it doesn't take any search at all to see the obvious bullshit in these fake rice videos. Go find me some actual samples of real fake plastic rice being sold as food anywhere.

When that Indian guy says "real rice will never burn" .. LOL


You really believe that the process of making plastic, and forming it into convincing facsimiles of rice grains, that, after cooking, would result in anything that looks/tastes/feels/etc like rice does, would somehow be cheaper than what they pay rice farmers to just harvest the real thing?

I love when idiots say "do your research!" instead of just providing links to any legitimate information. Because you don't have any such links, because there simply is no legitimate info to back up your bullshit.

As far as David Mikkelson and Elyssa Young are concerned, every article I've found about it cites Daily Mail as their source. Daily Mail has less credibility than National Enquirer; And NOT because it was run by fascists in the '30s, but because they are full of bullshit today.


I'm sure if I dig deep enough, I can find plenty of fake news sites, and other questionable sources to corroborate your bullshit claims about fake rices and other such nonsense, but honestly I've wasted far too much time on this crap already.

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by killing raven sun » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:18 pm

Lagos, Nigeria (CNN)

Nigerian authorities have seized 2.5 metric tons of reportedly fake rice during the holiday season.

On Tuesday, the Nigerian Custom Service said it intercepted 102 bags of a brand called Best Tomato Rice after the recipient of a gift of rice alerted authorities. The health ministry released a statement on Friday urging Nigerians to remain calm after preliminary findings found no evidence that the rice was plastic or consisted of toxic chemical substances. Yet, the country's National Agency for Food Drug Administration Control has not released their investigative report.

The health minister's statement contradicts earlier reports from customs officials.

Mamudu Haruna, comptroller of the Federal Operations Unit, called it "plastic" rice at a press briefing in Lagos Thursday. "We have done the preliminary analysis on the plastic rice. After boiling, it was sticky and only God knows what would have happened if people consumed it."
Haruna described the importers of the fake rice as "economy saboteurs" seeking to capitalize off of Nigerians looking for bargains during the Christmas and New Year holiday season.

In 2011, a Korean news report revealed some fake rice is produced from potatoes that are shaped as rice with the addition of industrial resin. Even when cooked, the report said the rice remained hard.

Dr. Victoria Feyikemi of Babcock University Hospital Ogun state, Nigeria, said the medical consequences of consuming such products can be severe because the fake rice has synthetic resin that is harmful to the body.

"When you eat three bowls of this rice, you are basically ingesting one vinyl bag and the toxicity and associated pathologies are numerous. We cannot afford to add plastic rice-associated medical emergencies to our numerous health challenges in Nigeria, remember we are still struggling with Lassa fever," she said.
this cant be fake news, its on cnn, you know, the network that says the truth is a banana

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by killing raven sun » Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:45 pm

Nigerian customs officials confiscated tonnes of fake rice in Lagos on Wednesday.

Artificial food products such as fake rice recently confiscated by Nigerian customs officials are intended for restaurant displays and not to be eaten, according to manufacturers.

The fake rice was made of polyvinyl chloride, or PVC, “and should be labelled “artificial”, they said.

Lagos customs chief Haruna Mamudu told the BBC the fake rice was smuggled to be sold at markets during the festive season. It was not clear where the seized sacks came from,

“Only God knows what would have happened” if people ate the product, he was quoted as saying.

China produced nearly all the artificial rice in the world, according to manufacturers.

Zhou Tao, a sales manager with an artificial food manufacturer in Yiwu, Zhejiang, said it was only intended for use in restaurant or store displays.

Criminal gangs are making huge profits using one of the oldest tricks to deceive shoppers

The artificial food products are popular with restaurants to display menu choices as they always look fresh and never rot. Artificial rice is made of PVC, a white, brittle plastic.

The product is designed to be used at room temperature, so degradation could start from 70 degrees Celsius.

He said he was puzzled why anyone would smuggle artificial rice to sell as real in Africa, as the product his company sold cost more than 70 yuan for 1kg, or 10 times the price of real rice in China. In Africa the cost would increase due to shipping and other costs.

Xiong Heping, the manager of another manufacturer in Shenzhen, said the rice was labelled “artificial”, when shipping to buyers in China or overseas.

Chinese counterfeit caviar among tonnes of fake food and drink seized by Interpol

He said the Chinese government had no regulation on the trading of artificial food designed to prevent accidents.

Other artificial food products made in China include noodles, sushi, pizza and cakes. The more authentic they look, the higher their price.

The products are exported around the globe including Hong Kong, America and Europe.
oh shit, looks like the story is 100% true, probably a mix up while trying to avoid import restrictions on pvc, i love it when idiots think their shit dont stink, youre welcome dumbass

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by xdugef » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:58 pm

killing raven sun wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:45 pm

oh shit, looks like the story is 100% true, probably a mix up while trying to avoid import restrictions on pvc, i love it when idiots think their shit dont stink, youre welcome dumbass
Yup.. I was reading an article awhile back about fake eggs and toothpaste made with antifreeze as a sweetener. One big difference is that in China if you own a company that does this shit and people die as a result and you get caught you ain't getting a golden parachute.

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by WhiteWarlock » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:03 pm

Why don't you dig through the entire (Snopes)David&Barbara Michelson California divorce legal papers for yourself...
Here they are... since you obviously suck at doing any actual research
yet not like you give a fuck really what is true...
They highlight embezzlement by founder David Mikkelson and his defrauding the website to pay for prostitutes...
starts in the first pdf of divorce papers:
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes1.pdf
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes2.pdf
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes3.pdf
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes4.pdf
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes5.pdf
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes6.pdf
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes7.pdf
http://www.n01ze.com/snopes/snopes8.pdf
those are the actual legal papers of the case...
& includes "Miss Elyssa Young's aka Erin O'bryn's" escort services & rates...
along with subpoena request's for her bank accounts...
that is the official origin of the story
eat shit
Fact Check=True

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by amishrobots » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:35 am

killing raven sun wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:45 pm
He said he was puzzled why anyone would smuggle artificial rice to sell as real in Africa, as the product his company sold cost more than 70 yuan for 1kg, or 10 times the price of real rice in China. In Africa the cost would increase due to shipping and other costs.
oh shit, looks like the story is 100% true, blah blah, you can tell my penis is huge by the font size I use...
Did that quote not strike you as a bit odd?
Why would anyone try to pass off expensive fake rice as a much cheaper product?
That would be like bleaching out Benjamins so you could reprint them to look like Hamiltons, and then going to Norway to spend them...

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by amishrobots » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:47 am

killing raven sun wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:18 pm
this cant be fake news, its on cnn, you know, the network that says the truth is a banana
You're right, the truth is a banana, according to dimwitted creation theorists,

anyway, yeah, I took your advice, did a bit more digging:

"According to (NAFDAC Acting Director-General, Mrs Yetude) The product is not plastic, but rice contaminated with microorganisms above permissible limit, hence the seized rice consignment is unsatisfactory and therefore unwholesome for human consumption."

here's the full article, from the Nigerian Federal Government Customs Service website, with the report from the agency that seized the rice in question: https://www.customs.gov.ng/Publications ... NewsID=268

In short, another dead end in your plastic rice story.

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Re: "Fake Rice"

Post by amishrobots » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:47 am

WhiteWarlock wrote:
Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:03 pm
Why don't you dig through the entire (blah blah, personal insults, huge font size, links to pdfs on my own website, with no attribution to a credible source, nor any source at all for that matter)
Okay, to be fair, I started the personal insults, when I called you an idiot. I apologise for that, but I'll probably do it again later. The truth is kind of an important concept to me, and I see it abused daily everywhere, by practically everyone, on all sides. And it gets annoying, especially when I am trying to find out what the real truth is. I've dated at least a couple of girls whose grasp of the truth seemed, uh, rather plastic indeed.

So you've shown me some court documents (apparently) that (if real) certainly support your claim that David Mikkelson embezzled money from his company to pay for prostitutes, And then married a porn star/escort. But how does any of that affect their ability to look shit up and check facts? Hookers can't read? Anyhow, I'm still curious where you got these alleged court papers from, and where your source got them from, etc. At least as far as I can tell, they came from the Daily Mail, which seems to be a rather questionable source of tabloid journalism.

Also, you still haven't addressed the issue that the fake rice vids you posted in the first place are fake. The first two of them show nothing but real rice, with jump cuts and bullshittery (and a frying pan with bits of plastic in it that look nothing like the real rice it has been sprinkled into) The 3rd video doesn't seem to show any sort of rice at all, and the fourth one shows Jackie Chan talking about a bunch of fake food, much of which seems somewhat plausible, but provides little in the way of proof.


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