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eat my huge purple carrot

Post by fire » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:01 pm

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Post by fire » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:51 pm

shredded, put into a cast iron skillet, and carmelized in butter over low heat for about an hour, part of the filling for a carrot based cinnamon roll
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Post by fire » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:52 pm

eat more carrots, carrots are a hexagonal food, hexagonals are under attack by the corporogovernment, this includes honey

hexagonals cure cancer
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Post by Claud601 » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:55 pm

Cook it in you're gay flannel wear

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Post by StanleyKubricksBreakfast » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:47 am

fire wrote:hexagonals cure cancer
Submit your research for peer review.

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Post by fire » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:05 am

Claud601 wrote:Cook it in you're gay flannel wear
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*and its 'your', youre welcome
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Post by fire » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:08 am

StanleyKubricksBreakfast wrote:
fire wrote:hexagonals cure cancer
Submit your research for peer review.
when i squat down over your face, open your mouth and ready yourself for my submission
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Post by ¼ dead » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:30 am

fire wrote:Image
Thick and vein-y, just the way I like them.

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Post by fire » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:32 am

honestly, there were even bigger, more veiny looking ones, they made me kind of nervous, i actually thought of you jon, how funny it would be to send you one, but it would probably be limp before it got there
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Post by xdugef » Sun Jan 22, 2017 7:42 am

fire wrote:eat more carrots, carrots are a hexagonal food, hexagonals are under attack by the corporogovernment, this includes honey

hexagonals cure cancer
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Cate ... gonal_food

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Post by fire » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:17 am

not quite, needs more esoteric
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Re: eat my huge purple carrot

Post by eljulio » Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:14 pm

At first, I thought I was looking at an elongated beet. :eek:

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