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Post by fire » Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:13 pm

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Post by fire » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:15 pm

yeah, probably just bullshit anyway

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Post by xdugef » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:19 am

fire wrote:yeah, probably just bullshit anyway

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Clearly the answer is to take out the sun before it has a chance to strike first!

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Post by fire » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:31 am

oh, i have news for you, the current sheet that powers the sun is faltering, soon it will go dark, just like switching off a lightbulb, so yeah, problem solved.
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Post by xdugef » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:32 am

fire wrote:oh, i have news for you, the current sheet that powers the sun is faltering, soon it will go dark, just like switching off a lightbulb, so yeah, problem solved.
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Post by fire » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:43 am

mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
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Post by xdugef » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:59 am

fire wrote:mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
One might say the earth is about to be recycled

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Post by zombra » Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:04 am

fire wrote:mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
i want in on this fire plan... hopefully it involves puppetry
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

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Post by xdugef » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:30 am

zombra wrote:
fire wrote:mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
i want in on this fire plan... hopefully it involves puppetry

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Post by fire » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:05 am

zombra wrote:i want in on this fire plan... hopefully it involves puppetry
read my words now and understand them later, at your peril...

the sun influences everything on the earth: plate tectonics, climate/weather, and human emotional and physical health to name a few.

it is possible for man to influence the activity of the sun.

this has been done before, long ago, on a grand scale, and is happening now, on a much smaller scale.

those in control of the sun at present are the remnants of the last great age, the darkest and most ignorant of their kind, having run and hid when they should have sucked it up and left or died like the vast majority of the rest of the plants and animals.

they remain here bitter and vindictive, less sure of their path than a crack head.

i will wrest control of the sun away from them, all those who join me will ultimately help absorb the charge of the sun, following the energy stream through the galaxy, each of us a blazing rainbow of plasma discharge, leaving the sun dark, turning out the lights and shutting the door on this failed earth.
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Post by xdugef » Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:40 am

fire wrote: it is possible for man to influence the activity of the sun.
http://nationalreport.net/solar-panels- ... perts-say/

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Post by amishrobots » Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:54 am

fire wrote:mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
Fuck you, I have a better plan! Been preparing for this for about two years now.. You all made fun of me, but you'll see I was right!

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Post by amishrobots » Thu Dec 08, 2016 5:02 am

xdugef wrote:
fire wrote: it is possible for man to influence the activity of the sun.
http://nationalreport.net/solar-panels- ... perts-say/
"If every home in the world had solar panels on their roofs, global temperatures would drop by as much as thirty degrees over twenty years"

So you're saying that, in addition to helping us fight global warming, solar panels will also help us fight global warming...


Okay, so its a joke website, but still, I made a really good point there!

Okay, so nobody cares what I think; fuck off.

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Post by xdugef » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:55 am

amishrobots wrote:
fire wrote:mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
Fuck you, I have a better plan! Been preparing for this for about two years now.. You all made fun of me, but you'll see I was right!
Is that the same plan that involved cedar chips?

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