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Post by ¼ dead » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:50 am

Solar panels would be nice if:
1. They actually lasted.
2. They weren't monstrously expensive to replace (imagine replacing an entire rooftop array on a canned tomato salary) once they begin to fail.

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Post by zombra » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:30 am

fire wrote:i will wrest control of the sun away from them, all those who join me will ultimately help absorb the charge of the sun, following the energy stream through the galaxy, each of us a blazing rainbow of plasma discharge, leaving the sun dark, turning out the lights and shutting the door on this failed earth.
why you do this?

also: how?
"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

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channel?

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Post by xdugef » Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:09 pm

zombra wrote:
fire wrote:i will wrest control of the sun away from them, all those who join me will ultimately help absorb the charge of the sun, following the energy stream through the galaxy, each of us a blazing rainbow of plasma discharge, leaving the sun dark, turning out the lights and shutting the door on this failed earth.
why you do this?

also: how?
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Post by amishrobots » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:28 am

xdugef wrote:
amishrobots wrote:
fire wrote:mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
Fuck you, I have a better plan! Been preparing for this for about two years now.. You all made fun of me, but you'll see I was right!
Is that the same plan that involved cedar chips?
ABSOLUTELY!!

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Post by xdugef » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:20 am

amishrobots wrote:
xdugef wrote:
amishrobots wrote:
fire wrote:mock me now and suffer in darkness later, at least i have a plan, i was gonna share it, so you guys could try and save your asses, but i dont know now...
Fuck you, I have a better plan! Been preparing for this for about two years now.. You all made fun of me, but you'll see I was right!
Is that the same plan that involved cedar chips?
ABSOLUTELY!!
We're all gonna die

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Post by amishrobots » Sat Dec 17, 2016 10:13 pm

xdugef wrote: We're all gonna die
but our bodies will be well preserved by the cedar chips!

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Post by xdugef » Mon Dec 19, 2016 7:44 am

amishrobots wrote:
xdugef wrote: We're all gonna die
but our bodies will be well preserved by the cedar chips!
Well at a minimum not be infested by moths.

Watched this documentary about Ramesses II anyway.. his mummy went missing for awhile and when it turned up it was put on display but the it started to get infested with bacteria and started to decay. Also while on display the arms moved as the tissues relaxed from the humidity.

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Anyway they eventually sent him to France to get irradiated with gamma rays.

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All that trouble could have been prevented with cedar chips.. tsk tsk

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Post by fire » Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:49 pm

zombra wrote:
fire wrote:i will wrest control of the sun away from them, all those who join me will ultimately help absorb the charge of the sun, following the energy stream through the galaxy, each of us a blazing rainbow of plasma discharge, leaving the sun dark, turning out the lights and shutting the door on this failed earth.
why you do this?

also: how?
haha! just a bit of poetic licence, there are no such nefarious designs on this world being constructed by me,

do not worry, old man, you may rest here a bit longer

as for how...

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the sun machine functions much like a cell, transforming simple energies into more complex.

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everything affects everything, this is universal

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Mind is the most powerful force in the universe, cultivating mindfulness of your sun connection will strengthen it

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prepare yourself well for the flames to avoid burning out

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Post by fire » Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:52 am

you think im crazy but youre the polish one!

oh fuck yeah, that was fucking premium
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