Authentic Caprese Salad

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Authentic Caprese Salad

Post by amishrobots » Fri May 20, 2016 10:51 pm

This authentic Italian recipe is so simple, but will your knowledge of authentic Italian cuisine is sure to impress any real italians who dine in your home:

Ingredients:
1 can of Del Monte whole peeled tomatoes in juice,
4 oz (half a bag) Sargento finely shredded, part skim, low moisture mozzarella
4 tablespoons McCormick dried Basil flakes
6 tablespoons Wesson vegetable (or canola) oil
4 tablespoons Balsamic Vinegar (substitute Worcestershire sauce if not available)

Arrange tomatoes on plate, sprinkle basil, then oil, then cheese, and finally the Worcestershire sauce over top. Now microwave for 1 minute, or until cheese is melted, and that's it!

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Post by The Smudge » Fri May 20, 2016 11:18 pm

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Post by Laura91 » Fri May 20, 2016 11:19 pm

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Post by Claud601 » Wed May 25, 2016 9:31 am

Laura91 wrote:That's gay.
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Post by fire » Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:44 pm

aw jesus fucks, canned tomatoes? wesson? use some real food sometime, you dumb cunts bitches, your intestinal worms will thank you
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Post by Sleep Of Ages » Sat Aug 13, 2016 3:15 pm

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Post by Claud601 » Sun Aug 14, 2016 1:49 pm

Sleep Of Ages wrote:white trash cousine
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Post by amishrobots » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:56 am

fire wrote:aw jesus fucks, canned tomatoes? wesson? use some real food sometime, you dumb cunts bitches, your intestinal worms will thank you
Dude, there is nothing wrong with using canned tomatoes. You can always add just a little bit of catsup after microwaving to boost the natural flavor of the tomatoes. I suggest Hunt's, or a generic equivalent though; Heinz is too overpowering.

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Post by fire » Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:44 am

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Post by xdugef » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:06 pm

no cedar chips?

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Re: Authentic Caprese Salad

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Post by amishrobots » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:25 am

fire wrote:aw jesus fucks, canned tomatoes? wesson? use some real food sometime, you dumb cunts bitches, your intestinal worms will thank you
I'm hoping at some point you'll realise I'm kidding.

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Post by amishrobots » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:27 am

xdugef wrote:no cedar chips?
I really need to find you a new joke, already.

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Post by fire » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:20 am

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Post by xdugef » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:50 am

amishrobots wrote:
xdugef wrote:no cedar chips?
I really need to find you a new joke, already.
Nah brah.. this joke still has good treads on it.

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