Tell me about your day...

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by DonaldKrump » Mon May 15, 2017 6:51 pm

now that's pretty savage

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Post by fire » Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:27 am

lost another one

fucker quit drinking last year

and like many others i have known

he latched onto something else

gatorade

shitloads everyday

enough to shut down his liver

doctors gave him wrong meds to help

he not seek i n i bush doctor until too late

i n i not to save him, i n i pass him on

praise, respect

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Post by eljulio » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:57 pm

Boring day. I'm just waiting for the shipment of my new tire set that I bought from 4WheelOnline.

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Post by fire » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:13 pm

i read today that some scientists think the moon is filled with water, and some other scientists think there are volcanos on the moon...

i say, pick one jerks

bunch of fake jews i tell ya
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Post by xdugef » Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:15 pm

I have to get new tires... I'm probably going to get them installed at the same place where I had them installed the last time but I hate that place.. I hate it so much.. :wall: :wall: :wall:

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by eljulio » Tue Jul 25, 2017 5:25 pm

I had a mechanic teach me before, so now I can change tires by myself. My shipment arrived and I'm going to install a set of Mickey Thompson tires.

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Post by fire » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:24 pm

well, there you go X, just grab a couple pry bars and do it yourself, fuck those tire guys
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Post by xdugef » Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:22 pm

fire wrote:
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:24 pm
well, there you go X, just grab a couple pry bars and do it yourself, fuck those tire guys
As much fun as that sounds I will actually pay to have somebody else deal with it no matter how much I hate them for it.

I mean some people might have time for that but I don't

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by fire » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:49 pm

weak sauce, never let a tire get the best of you

i have done the pry bar thing a couple times, on big truck tires that wont fit on the machine, it really is a bitch if you dont know how to handle your rubber
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Post by xdugef » Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:35 am

fire wrote:
Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:49 pm
weak sauce, never let a tire get the best of you

i have done the pry bar thing a couple times, on big truck tires that wont fit on the machine, it really is a bitch if you dont know how to handle your rubber
Well so far my tires have gotten the best of the idiots at american tire depot. When I got there and the clerk turned his attention to me I pointed at my tires sitting next the front counter that had been delivered the night before and said I want my tires sitting there put on my car.

Then an hour and a half later I'm pretty sure the guy who signed for them called me to ask me which tires did I want on my car. :wall:

Otherwise so far I think I'm going to get out of there without getting ripped off but I have probably jinxed it now.

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Post by xdugef » Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:47 am

xdugef wrote:
Fri Jul 28, 2017 11:35 am

Otherwise so far I think I'm going to get out of there without getting ripped off but I have probably jinxed it now.
Well I managed to get those aholes at american tire depot to simply put the fucking tires on my jeep without getting ripped off but not without pissing me the fuck off.

So after having my car for over 6 hours.. I call them to see if they have managed to get their thumbs out of their asses put the motherfucking tires on the motherfucking car... well they have not but the guy wants to call me back in 5 mins with a list of prices for all the other things wrong. Anyway half an hour later I call him back and he starts rattling off all these things that need repair so I cut him off, ask him if the tires on the car, he says no so I said here's what needs to happen, I need you to put the tires on my car and I'm coming over there to get my car.

On a serious note I did notice a bunch of oil on the suspension when I rotated the tires last week after realizing they were wearing unevenly in the front and I'm gonna need to have that looked at.. kinda surprised the last place I did an oil change at didn't mention it. Anyway but I'm sure as fuck not going to let these dumbasses do the work on my car when they can't even manage to change the tires over the course of 6-7 hrs.

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Post by fire » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:05 am

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Now, the arteries of the heart exist steeped in a brown ethereal fluid,-yea in a white, a blue, a yellow, a red ethereal fluid. Verily the Sun exists as brown, as white, as blue, as yellow, as red.

As a main road with a village at each end, meets both this and that, so do the rays of the sun meet both this region and that. From that sun they spread. They enter these arteries. Thence they spread. They enter the sun.

When man is so asleep that all his faculties are devoid of action and his feelings are at rest, he dreams not. Then is he abiding in these arteries. Then can no sin fasten on him. Then is he refulgent in light.

Now, when he is diseased and about to die, those around him enquire, "Do you recognise me? do you recognise me?"
He recognises them as long as he does not depart from his body.

When he quits his body he rises upwards with the aid of the rays aforesaid, resounding Om. When his mind ceases to act he attains the sun. That is the way to the region above.
It is open to the learned, but closed to the ignorant.

Thereof is the verse: "There are a hundred and one arteries issuing from the heart; one of them penetrates the crown of the head. The man, who departs this life through that artery, secures immortality. The rest of the arteries lead to various transitions,-they lead to various transitions."


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Post by xdugef » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:02 pm

Drove by what must have been a fatal car accident this morning on the way into work. The police had the road blocked off, I saw only one crashed car and then they had a tent over what must have been the body. I didn't see any other apparent vehicles involved so it may have been a pedestrian involved.. not sure.



The day before I saw a squirrel get hit by the ahole in a beamer in front of me although it wasn't really their fault the squirrel basically ran under their tires for no reason from the side of the road where he was safe.. they are weird that way.

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Re: Tell me about your day...

Post by amishrobots » Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:58 am

I'm wearing pink underwear and I don't give a damn about breast cancer!

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Post by xdugef » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:54 am

amishrobots wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2017 2:58 am
I'm wearing pink underwear and I don't give a damn about breast cancer!
Did you accidentally wash them with some cedar chips?

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