Using Tits to Sell Noise

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Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by melkobukva » Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:41 am

Some marketing data from Last.fm

Pharmakon - TITS - 43,453 listeners
Non - NO TITS - 42,319 listeners
Whitehouse - NO TITS - 29,381 listeners
Brighter Death Now - NO TITS - 25,717 listeners
Genocide Organ - NO TITS - 20,414 listeners
Aube - NO TITS - 14,494 listeners
Sutcliffe Jügend - NO TITS - 10,624 listeners
The Rita - NO TITS - 3,191 listeners
Macronympha - NO TITS - 2,541 listeners

:?: Why are you not using tits to sell your noise yet? :?:

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by fire » Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:59 am

melkobukva wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:41 am
Some marketing data from Last.fm

Pharmakon - TITS - 43,453 listeners
Non - NO TITS - 42,319 listeners
Whitehouse - NO TITS - 29,381 listeners
Brighter Death Now - NO TITS - 25,717 listeners
Genocide Organ - NO TITS - 20,414 listeners
Aube - NO TITS - 14,494 listeners
Sutcliffe Jügend - NO TITS - 10,624 listeners
The Rita - NO TITS - 3,191 listeners
Macronympha - NO TITS - 2,541 listeners

:?: Why are you not using tits to sell your noise yet? :?:
so, i gave you enough time to edit this garbage, delete your ignorance, but...

this is really disrespectful, to suggest that she only has fans because of her sex equipment, if this was meant as a joke then uber fail, you are the kind of moron that NE was looking for, congrats
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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by melkobukva » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:20 am

Prurient - PENIS - 50,874 listeners
Pharmakon - NO PENIS - 43,453 listeners

Here. Now you can accuse me of suggesting that Prurient only has more fans than Pharmakon because he has a penis.


Which is actually true, due to the infamous gender noise gap.

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by fire » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:27 am

melkobukva wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:20 am
Prurient - PENIS - 50,874 listeners
Pharmakon - NO PENIS - 43,453 listeners

Here. Now you can accuse me of suggesting that Prurient only has more fans than Pharmakon because he has a penis.


Which is actually true, due to the infamous gender noise gap.
actually, professor stupid, its you that suggested that tits sell noise, i just filled you in on the optics, in fact some might call you a misogynist
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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by melkobukva » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:39 am

fire wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:27 am
its you that suggested that tits sell noise,
Yes, because this is a fact. I have also suggested that there is nothing wrong with that.
Actually, if I had tits, I'd most definitely use them to sell noise.
fire wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:27 am
i just filled you in on the optics, in fact some might call you a misogynist
No, this is absurd. I love women. And their tits.

Now please stop derailing the discussion and explain why you are not using tits to sell noise.

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by xdugef » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:44 am

Then there was the case of Naomi where they blew up in her face on a noise forum

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by Niallllll » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:44 am

Fire calling someone a moron and stupid? Something is not right here........
As a biologist!

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by fire » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:53 am

Niallllll wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:44 am
Fire calling someone a moron and stupid? Something is not right here........
please stop by more often, your pithy insight is desperately needed
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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by WhiteWarlock » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:14 am

Sex Sells
pretty much a given
it's just a cohencidence that Edward Bernays was that fiend Freud's nephew
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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by WhiteWarlock » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:19 am

Eye am not a misogynist
yet Eye did date a massage therapist
and always got stuck giving that bitch massages
so it's easy understanding the confusion
and the accusations
:P

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by xdugef » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:11 am

What about dicknipples?

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by WhiteWarlock » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:28 am

Obviously the logical strategy is get your own GF
one that comprehends synths
make noise with her
then
you can use her vox & "tits" to sell noise
because you probably don't have the same man boobs as Bennet Best & Sotos
that's the method we always used
plus it works
That's all considered part of "producing & engineering"
Image
is that big enough hint for you?

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by WhiteWarlock » Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:06 pm

Be extremely wise when using crazy noise girl creation methods
because you can accidentally create monsters
that will fuck your world up

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by melkobukva » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:51 pm



Agreed, it is essential to get the control voltages right.

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Re: Using Tits to Sell Noise

Post by Niallllll » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:17 pm

fire wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:53 am
Niallllll wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:44 am
Fire calling someone a moron and stupid? Something is not right here........
please stop by more often, your pithy insight is desperately needed
Will do. Thanks for the suggestion!
As a biologist!

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