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Post by amishrobots » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:25 pm

I have the ingredients to make it. what should I use it for?

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Re: thermite

Post by xdugef » Thu Mar 22, 2018 11:02 am

amishrobots wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:25 pm
I have the ingredients to make it. what should I use it for?
make a dildo out of it, stick it up your butt and blow yourself into space? :lol:

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Re: thermite

Post by amishrobots » Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:31 am

I'm pretty sure that's not how thermite works.

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Re: thermite

Post by fire » Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:42 am

cant be sure until you try
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Re: thermite

Post by xdugef » Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:16 am

fire wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:42 am
cant be sure until you try
Okay it's plastique but I'm sure thermite could be mixed into a putty and sculpted or just paint a dildo with thermite.. insert and light..

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Re: thermite

Post by Claud601 » Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:37 pm

Marmite?

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Re: thermite

Post by amishrobots » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:44 pm

xdugef wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:16 am
fire wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:42 am
cant be sure until you try
Okay it's plastique but I'm sure thermite could be mixed into a putty and sculpted or just paint a dildo with thermite.. insert and light..
I mean yeah I've certainly considered mixing thermite powder with something to make it shape-able, but that's not the point; what I'm saying is I just don't think it would have the explosive potential to launch me into orbit, certainly not using the method you describe. Thermite is an incendiary, not so much an explosive. It melts steel. They use it to weld railroad tracks together. I'm pretty sure all it would do in my colon is rapidly incinerate my anal tissues and fall out.

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Re: thermite

Post by amishrobots » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:51 pm

I mean maybe if I made some sort of insulating sleeve out of asbestos and cedar chips, with a steel shell around it to concentrate the energy of the thermite reaction in one direction, but I really doubt that the kinetic energy released from a quantity of thermite that would fit in my colon would be enough to lift me off the ground, let alone the upper atmosphere.

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Re: thermite

Post by xdugef » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:11 am

amishrobots wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:44 pm
I just don't think it would have the explosive potential to launch me into orbit,
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/spe ... a567b0a290

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Re: thermite

Post by Striations » Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:00 pm

I just watched Caddyshack just now
Your molten fetus is reconstituted by warm, molten enzymes

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Re: thermite

Post by amishrobots » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:10 am

Striations wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:00 pm
I just watched Caddyshack just now
Cool.
Can I interest you in a nice Baby Ruth?

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Re: thermite

Post by xdugef » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:46 am

amishrobots wrote:
Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:10 am
Striations wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 11:00 pm
I just watched Caddyshack just now
Cool.
Can I interest you in a nice Baby Ruth?
Not if it's covered in cedar chips

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