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i was wrong about global warming

Post by fire » Fri Jun 09, 2017 2:26 pm

Al Gore Says God Told Him to Fight Global Warming

Former Vice President Al Gore is now telling his climate disciples that God commands us to go forth and fight global warming.

Engaging in some advanced publicity for his new global warming film spectacular, “An Inconvenient Sequel,” Gore told Interview Magazine that God didn’t create global warming and wants us to fix it.

In his comments, Gore equated the fight against global warming to a religious-based, moral crusade similar to the civil rights fight, women’s suffrage, and the abolitionist movement during the Civil War era. Gore insisted that it is a moral imperative to fight against climate change.

“Regarding the climate movement,” Gore said warming to his point, “there are people who say, ‘God is in complete control of everything that happens, and if the Earth is getting warmer, then maybe God intends that.'”

Gore then rejected that conceit.

“Well, no,” the million-dollar mansion-owing former veep insisted. “God intends for us to take responsibility for how we treat God’s creation, and if we choose to use the thin shell of atmosphere surrounding our planet as an open sewer for 110-million tons of global-warming pollution every day, the consequences are attributable to us.”

He concluded saying, “And if you are a believer, as I am, I think God intends for us to open our eyes and take responsibility for the moral consequences of our actions.”
well fuck, there it is, direct from saint gore
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Post by xdugef » Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:57 pm

fire wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 2:26 pm
Al Gore Says God Told Him to Fight Global Warming

Former Vice President Al Gore is now telling his climate disciples that God commands us to go forth and fight global warming.

Engaging in some advanced publicity for his new global warming film spectacular, “An Inconvenient Sequel,” Gore told Interview Magazine that God didn’t create global warming and wants us to fix it.

In his comments, Gore equated the fight against global warming to a religious-based, moral crusade similar to the civil rights fight, women’s suffrage, and the abolitionist movement during the Civil War era. Gore insisted that it is a moral imperative to fight against climate change.

“Regarding the climate movement,” Gore said warming to his point, “there are people who say, ‘God is in complete control of everything that happens, and if the Earth is getting warmer, then maybe God intends that.'”

Gore then rejected that conceit.

“Well, no,” the million-dollar mansion-owing former veep insisted. “God intends for us to take responsibility for how we treat God’s creation, and if we choose to use the thin shell of atmosphere surrounding our planet as an open sewer for 110-million tons of global-warming pollution every day, the consequences are attributable to us.”

He concluded saying, “And if you are a believer, as I am, I think God intends for us to open our eyes and take responsibility for the moral consequences of our actions.”
well fuck, there it is, direct from saint gore
brietbart??? LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

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Re: i was wrong about global warming

Post by Claud601 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:49 pm

Thought it was from the onion

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Re: i was wrong about global warming

Post by fire » Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:25 pm

lol indeed, you troo disciples are easily ruffled

sorry for attacking your messiah
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Post by xdugef » Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:14 pm

fire wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:25 pm
sorry for attacking your messiah
I met Al Gore in a parking lot once.. so yeah.. back off mannnnnn :priest:

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Re: i was wrong about global warming

Post by fire » Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:34 pm

[poorly shopped pic of als face on the pope]
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Re: i was wrong about global warming

Post by fire » Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:36 pm

xdugef wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 4:57 pm
brietbart??? LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOL
actually, the original is from interview magazine, but yeah i quoted breitbart for full effect
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Re: i was wrong about global warming

Post by zombra » Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:26 am

"Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

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Post by xdugef » Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:55 am

zombra wrote:
Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:26 am
:lol:

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Post by xdugef » Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:56 am

fire wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:36 pm
i quoted breitbart
brietbart??? LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOL

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Post by xdugef » Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:10 pm

Fire, Yes this is on facebook but you don't need a login to view it..

https://www.facebook.com/MorgueOfficial ... f=NEWSFEED

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Re: i was wrong about global warming

Post by fire » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:29 pm

i believe the correct answer is, "the Munsters nonbinary child"
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Re: i was wrong about global warming

Post by xdugef » Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:55 pm

fire wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2017 1:29 pm
i believe the correct answer is, "the Munsters nonbinary child"
Paul Ryan?

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