DEAR GOOGLE:

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DEAR GOOGLE:

Post by Hellbastard » Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:54 pm

Fuck off!!!!! URGGGH!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

My god, do you need to own every fucking thing on the internet? It's like a fucking electronic dystopia of confusing bullshit where you MUST have a stupid fucking Google account to do jack-shit. You can't use nearly anything online without these Google shits invading every aspect of your online activity... Can I not comment on a fucking video or have a gmail without your stupid Google account/Google+ horseshit needlessly stuck to it? It was just fine without it before... FUCK!!!!

It's fucking pissing me off because I keep trying to make one (because, you know, I HAVE to to make a second youtube account these days), and the Google account creation page is the most confusing, frustrating, and unhelpful fucking piece of shit ever conceived.

"Are you sure you entered your name correctly?"

Gee,idiots, IDK! Why not say something a little less vague/useless when every fucking username I put in refuses to work, and you won't accept the Gmail account name I made less than a fucking week ago?!

GAWD!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Makes me want to fucking blow up my computer and be done with this bullshit. I can only see Google's retarded digital empire failing once enough people get sick of them sticking their finger's in everyone's pies and assholes... I can't wait 'til that happens. Until then, I really need recommendations for alternatives to every fucking thing that Google has fucked up in the last couple of years...

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Post by Hellbastard » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:14 pm

Is there some kinda anti-google integration "NewTube" out there?

I am deleting that bullshit and my gmail when I can get around to it.
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Post by AimmarCair » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:15 pm

I would say "I hope so" but then the Google ninjas would delete all 9 of my email addresses and stab me in the cock.
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Post by Hellbastard » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:17 pm

bummer.


and also, I had to make another Gmail because Hotmail says I HAVE TO enter a mobile phone #... that's something else hate about the net in general today.

I can't do a lot of things without a fucking sell-your-soul-phone. Fuck it then.

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Post by AimmarCair » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:19 pm

All my gmails are demanding that too now :|

You can skip it though.
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Post by Hellbastard » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:20 pm

yeah... it's ridick.

It's not even an option to skip adding a mobile # when creating a Hotmail now... INSAAAAAANE!!!

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Post by AimmarCair » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:21 pm

Fuqdat.

Information age sucks. I want to be a farmer.
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Post by AimmarCair » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:22 pm

Think it qualifies as post-information now since most of the information we have access to is useless.

FUCKING TUMBLR!
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Post by Hellbastard » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:25 pm

Dumb and Dumblr. :B

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Post by Clemon09 » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:28 pm

yeah and the first ten pages of google on any subject is wikipedia edits :usa:

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Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:31 am

Use Vimeo for videos, it's way better and far less retards.

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Post by FireAlarmPoet » Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:45 am

This is only the beginning...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_Online_Piracy_Act

Be prepared to wave goodbye to the internet as you know it.

I'd post a link to the anti-SOPA page, but I don't think it's worth it. The internet will be owned and controlled like anything else eventually.

I think it's kind of a given rule that anything truly cool, innovative or providing exceptionally broad freedoms won't last for long, not unperverted anyways.
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Post by Hellbastard » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:55 pm

Bipolar Fucking Joe wrote:Use Vimeo for videos, it's way better and far less retards.
Good choice... I have heard of the site, but I only considered it last night after looking up alternatives... Vimeo was the winner there.

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Post by Hellbastard » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:58 pm

FireAlarmPoet wrote:I think it's kind of a given rule that anything truly cool, innovative or providing exceptionally broad freedoms won't last for long, not unperverted anyways.
Like through CP trafficking? :)

But no, I do see your point...

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Post by MKULTRA » Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:57 pm

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