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Bipolar Fucking Joe
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Let's write a movie.

Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:50 pm

Then we will make it. What type of movie should it be? I am serious.

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Post by butter » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:51 pm

A movie about the economic hardships that accompany Musical Equipment Acquisition Syndrome (i.e. a docudrama about every on this forum).
ahem...

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Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:06 pm

Not a documentary, a feature film, with a plot and shit. I'd love to see what type of a movie this forum could make collectively.

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Post by butter » Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:18 pm

Yeah, a docuDRAMA. Written about a real thing or real people, but fictional dialogue and actions.
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Post by Necrobot » Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:30 pm

Doing something with dreams would be weird.

We could shoot the entire film in ONE take, wow.

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Post by red soundwave » Thu May 12, 2011 10:42 pm

how about a sci-fi, lead character could be male or female...

in the not too distant future that will probably never come,
a laboratory working on gravity reduction coils will invent,
by accident, a time machine. a portal will open and no one
will know what it is. they speculate that it could be a wormhole
and almost immediately, seeking scientific immortality, a young
scientist jumps through, and disappears...

...when he arrives instantly, he finds himself in a beautiful field
of wildflowers dotted with huge oaks. the weather is perfect,
sunny and warm, not a cloud in the sky. theres no one around,
no sign of civilization.as he is turning around surveying the landscape,
a man appears. he is dressed in robes like a roman emperor.
he greets the young scientist with a welcoming grin.

"what year is it, where am i..."

"you are excited from your experience... the answers to your questions will disturb you greatly...are you sure you want them right now?"

"what do you mean disturb? im the first man to travel through time! i must be famous by now! so what could be wrong? oh shit! did i go backwards?"

"no, you went forward three miliion eight hundred seventy-one thousand four hundred sixty-two years. but the moment you entered that portal, you caused a vibration, an unnatural vibration... it was heard by an alien race... the whole time... it was very painful...

this is what happened when they arrived on earth the day after you left...

TO BE CONTINUED

or not, if you dont care
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Post by Abulikah » Fri May 13, 2011 3:12 pm

A guerilla style film where a bunch of disgruntled noise musicians go on shooting sprees.
http://www.myspace.com/idiednoise


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Post by blackweather » Sat May 14, 2011 8:27 am

or rather, they sit in their rooms on the computer, chain smoking and masturbating to generic internet porn.
crazeyman wrote:No thanks

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Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Thu May 19, 2011 10:54 pm

Ha, forgot about this thread until today when I thought about the collector idea. It would be a great movie, thinking about it, if a guy's life basically falls apart because he spends all his money on some shit or other. His marriage dissolves, he loses his job and can't buy it and then he's left sitting in his motel room surrounded by Magic: The Gathering cards or whatever.

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Post by SilenceMotherfucker » Sat May 28, 2011 5:17 pm

Someone takes a bunch of acid, so now he lives in a world where cards and pens and household items talk and shit. The rest of the world is totally the same, household items just talk.

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Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Sat May 28, 2011 5:26 pm

A man lives in a world where household items talk, then one day his stop.

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Post by thomasthebuzzard » Sat May 28, 2011 10:49 pm

16mm film, black and white. Some stop motion. Plenty of gore. Main character is despicable and hopelessly doomed. Plot makes no real sense. Done.
Heavy Heavy Bass Bass

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Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Sat May 28, 2011 11:04 pm

I like the idea of a character who is pretty OK. He's not horrible, just human, but life falls apart.

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Post by Abulikah » Sun May 29, 2011 1:07 pm

NOISE PORNO


All of us actually get laid.
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Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Sun May 29, 2011 1:09 pm

I don't have that kind of budget.

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