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Making noise with no money?

Post by inkblot » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:29 pm

I don't really have any money right now but I desperately wanna make some noise, but I dislike making it on computers. Any tips and tricks for making stuff at home/using household items?
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by Fletcher » Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:19 pm

Condom or balloon over the end of a vacuum cleaner. Pierce holes in it and away you go.
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Post by crochambeau » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:04 am

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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by Misomusist » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:18 am

Start to like computers :mrgreen:

Seriously it's like all the FX you could ever need, if you already own one you're set.
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by Bipolar Fucking Joe » Fri Sep 15, 2017 8:12 am

Shout really loud.


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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by Misomusist » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:00 am

timdrage wrote:
Fri Sep 22, 2017 2:44 am
Making money with no noise
Ask the silent rich. :wall:
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by fire » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:08 am

Fletcher wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:19 pm
Condom or balloon over the end of a vacuum cleaner. Pierce holes in it and away you go.
i tried this but my dick got stuck in the vacuum, do you take the condom off first?

also, my dick is bleeding now
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by crochambeau » Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:30 am

fire wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:08 am
Fletcher wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:19 pm
Condom or balloon over the end of a vacuum cleaner. Pierce holes in it and away you go.
i tried this but my dick got stuck in the vacuum, do you take the condom off first?

also, my dick is bleeding now
Rub a contact mic on it, instant noise.
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by tiyx » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:46 am

inkblot wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:29 pm
I don't really have any money right now but I desperately wanna make some noise, but I dislike making it on computers. Any tips and tricks for making stuff at home/using household items?
Look into circuit bending. You have to have something around the house you could mess with.

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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by fire » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:08 am

isnt everything SMC now days? and i read that now they can make chips on a sugar base and they just disintegrate over time with exposure to humidity, fucking genius
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by fire » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:16 am

inkblot wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:29 pm
I don't really have any money right now but I desperately wanna make some noise, but I dislike making it on computers. Any tips and tricks for making stuff at home/using household items?
springs
metal
glass
wood

arrange ingredients together and mix accordingly
recordings of the ceremony are customary,
but not required
bonus points are awarded for putting some fucking emotion into it
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by MKULTRA » Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:27 am

Radio static.

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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by HeliacalShimmer » Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:16 pm

Play an instrument (if you have one laying around) the wrong way.

Also, you can get a shitty field recorder for like $30 if you want to record whatever you make and don't care about overdubs.
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Re: Making noise with no money?

Post by Misomusist » Mon Sep 25, 2017 5:40 am

If the shitty field recorder is a tape deck, you can snip the wires to the erase head, or stick some tape over it, and overdub all you want.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/QFX-Retro-Ra ... r/43687451

The erase head is the leftmost one, opposite end from the roller. :mrgreen:
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