THE RITA - Shark Knifing 7" (SNSE075)

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Post by timdrage » Sun May 31, 2009 12:07 pm

sounds a lot more descriptive of the sound,
Do you know what's even more descriptive? The MP3 samples.

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Post by timdrage » Sun May 31, 2009 12:07 pm

timdrage wrote:I've got a better idea... do whatever you want however you want ESPECIALLY if it might annoy someone on the internet.
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Post by RUBBISH » Sun May 31, 2009 12:30 pm

i got the 7" and several tapes from this pile...in trade and i havent sent my side of the trade out yet,its sunday,but i do have it put together!!

why hasnt it sold out,i guess because the guy is too busy giving guys like me free copies?
i am excited to listen to the 7" after reading part of the nonsense in this thread...yay nonsense!

i have only had time to listen to part of the HARD SKIN release
it was dubbed properly,that means wasnt all hissed out,was proper loud
the sounds themselves that i heard were raw and primitive,sounded live in an attic or basemet room somewhere,i liked the loud rawness

as far as people fighting things like a shark with just a knive...
i think thats a more then fair fight
now
if you go out looking for knive fights with sharks you are a dildo and fuck off go die but be sure to get video for it
but
if you are just out enjoying the water having a nice swim and it comes down to you and a knive against a shark or sharks (they group up on prey sometimes) i wish you all the luck in the world...
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Post by RUBBISH » Sun May 31, 2009 12:43 pm

SNSE wrote:Holy Shit.

I appreciate the sincere comments from red soundwave ("ho-baggery" excluded), obsolete office, raytownian, and a few others.

You other jokers - love & pop, monstres, gordon - you've moved past personal opinion into pointless shitting on this thread. Really not necessary at all

Everyone else: whether you think of yourself as a "wall noise" fan or not, this is an intense little noise record that you will not regret having in your collection. Give it a try. Expand your horizons. Live a little.

WALLS?

well i dont expect to hear AUBE when i listen to this but i imagine the sound of fighting sharks with a knive would sound like the rush of blood to your head for the minute or so you were fighting the shark,i dont imagine much change,maybe the throb of your heart but i think time would more or less stop and you would hear a thing until it was over,so an unchanginf wall of static could be a good way to express a knive fight with a shark but i dont really know nor do i ever care to find out with personal experience what a knive fight with a shark sounds like,this record will do just fine...THANKS

thats my expectations on what this 7" will sound like...blood rushing to your skull for 30 seconds but it seems like 3 hours insted of 30 seconds
and in general i do not like "wall noise" but 2 sides of a 7" seems like a nice limit for any "wall" type noise song/track/set/whatever...not too long

i do see a point/concept to long/very long/stupid lengths of "wall noise"
if you dont then yes maybe you should go make music or something

(i want a good video game to play)
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Post by RUBBISH » Sun May 31, 2009 12:46 pm

EXCELLENT FOOTAGE!!!

but it doesnt even come close to these KILLER canadian freaks

THE RITARDS...you will pray for walls after this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1aCGsFm16Q
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Post by gordon » Sun May 31, 2009 12:58 pm

this thread is fucking ridiculous.

i bought the god damn record, just so i can have an objective stance on the nonsense that goes on here that i accidentially associate myself with sometimes.

fuck.
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Post by RUBBISH » Sun May 31, 2009 1:20 pm

gordon wrote:this thread is fucking ridiculous.

i bought the god damn record, just so i can have an objective stance on the nonsense that goes on here that i accidentially associate myself with sometimes.

fuck.

ridiculous....misson suck-cess!
noise is ridiculous isnt it?
i think it is


cunt-age-ist by pat rubbish

this all gives me the worst headache
i am not impressed
enables my perverse mental functions
im so glad we are all ugly
people need to be people not animals or machines,right?
submisson to violins or violents yeah man...submission,you lose
a simple subhuman submitor
suck sucks
its rock n roll /noise man,total control
get fucked dig a hole
go bury your head
while i sing to you with my finger up your ass
this is fucking ridiculous
LET THERE BE NOISE!

have nice day...motherfucker
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Post by gordon » Sun May 31, 2009 1:28 pm

toto, i don't think we're in kansas anymore.
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Post by Duncan » Sun May 31, 2009 3:36 pm

red soundwave wrote:break even is not making money, break even means making just enough copies to go to the people you probably already know
AMAZING

ah man you fucked that up right there. Lucky I'm not a vindictive troll. You have failed at suspicion. Come to England and play a gig here man! you'd be welcomed into the open arms of about 3 dudes.

HEART because The Rita is better than noise

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Post by timdrage » Sun May 31, 2009 3:50 pm

This thread has broken even!

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Post by Zeno Marx » Sun May 31, 2009 4:59 pm

red soundwave wrote:the problem is the overly flowery descriptions being proffered are simply retarded, just say its harsh, its wall noise, its by XXXX, and let the release sell itself
This is worth a thread of its own. Some of the descriptions I've been reading for a while have only been rivaled in utter ridiculousness by Relapse of the late-90s, which I've come to believe were known to be absolute bullshit and written to dazzle their ignorant Best Buy customers.

You want to read helpful and accurate label descriptions, check out Cathartic Process or Malignant. Unfortunately, they are of the very few. Some of the biggest players in this indie rock noise scene have the most asinine label sales pitches I've ever seen. They aren't just all-out hyperbole, but they come off as entirely disingenuous as well. "Yeah, this is good bullshit, if I do say so myself." Makes Aquarius reviews read as straight talk.

The other problem is that folks feel the need to say something, but they lack the writing skills to create anything of good value.
red soundwave wrote:dont pretend that the noise itself is something when part of the point is for it to sound like nothing, to me it is clear that this product is consumed based on its advertising, not its merit, kinda like fast food...
I don't buy this, though; not in the least.

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Post by red soundwave » Sun May 31, 2009 7:43 pm

1175 vs 655, i/the rita/SNSE win... :lol:

goodbye!
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Post by Nymphs or Satyrs » Sun May 31, 2009 7:55 pm

RUBBISH wrote:
gordon wrote:this thread is fucking ridiculous.

i bought the god damn record, just so i can have an objective stance on the nonsense that goes on here that i accidentially associate myself with sometimes.

fuck.

ridiculous....misson suck-cess!
noise is ridiculous isnt it?
i think it is


cunt-age-ist by pat rubbish

this all gives me the worst headache
i am not impressed
enables my perverse mental functions
im so glad we are all ugly
people need to be people not animals or machines,right?
submisson to violins or violents yeah man...submission,you lose
a simple subhuman submitor
suck sucks
its rock n roll /noise man,total control
get fucked dig a hole
go bury your head
while i sing to you with my finger up your ass
this is fucking ridiculous
LET THERE BE NOISE!

have nice day...motherfucker
Is this to be your set @ Dead Audio ?

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Post by RUBBISH » Sun May 31, 2009 8:09 pm

Nymphs or Satyrs wrote:
RUBBISH wrote:
gordon wrote:this thread is fucking ridiculous.

i bought the god damn record, just so i can have an objective stance on the nonsense that goes on here that i accidentially associate myself with sometimes.

fuck.

ridiculous....misson suck-cess!
noise is ridiculous isnt it?
i think it is


cunt-age-ist by pat rubbish

this all gives me the worst headache
i am not impressed
enables my perverse mental functions
im so glad we are all ugly
people need to be people not animals or machines,right?
submisson to violins or violents yeah man...submission,you lose
a simple subhuman submitor
suck sucks
its rock n roll /noise man,total control
get fucked dig a hole
go bury your head
while i sing to you with my finger up your ass
this is fucking ridiculous
LET THERE BE NOISE!

have nice day...motherfucker
Is this to be your set @ Dead Audio ?
something like that but a tad longer winded with some screeching and feedback
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