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by melkobukva
Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:04 am
Forum: Noise
Topic: Noise memes
Replies: 10
Views: 112

Re: Noise memes

what follows is totally unnecessary, but the OP story resonates so much i can't refrain had a pretty bad fever a couple days ago, saw a noise meme dream it went like that: i met WhiteWarlock who looked like http://www.theoneliner.com/img/sm/030325_cyborg302.jpg and drove some sort of cyberpunk van s...
by melkobukva
Sat Jan 19, 2019 9:10 am
Forum: Cooking
Topic: How to infuse vodka into gin
Replies: 8
Views: 79

Re: How to infuse vodka into gin

lol, misread OP's username as Shrieking Yoghurt
a perfect track title i think
thanks for the inspiration :)
by melkobukva
Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:09 pm
Forum: Noise
Topic: comp (no-one cares no-one will submit) idea!!?
Replies: 143
Views: 4994

Re: comp (no-one cares no-one will submit) idea!!?

where's the comp btw?
by melkobukva
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:40 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: If you spend +1000 posts replying to a "clever"bot you're an idiot
Replies: 954
Views: 2941

Re: If you spend +1000 posts replying to a "clever"bot you're an idiot

what i'm curious to know is whether cleverbot's posts are automated
because feeding clemon's posts to cleverbot by hand and then posting cleverbot's responses by hand...
is probably the only thing more idiotic than to spend +1000 posts replying to a "clever"bot
by melkobukva
Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:06 am
Forum: Gear
Topic: LEARN HOW TO MAKE NOISE
Replies: 17
Views: 487

Re: LEARN HOW TO MAKE NOISE

COMPLETE CAREER APPRAISAL, WITH SUGGESTIONS AND COMMENTS AND POSSIBILITY OF A MAKEOVER:

10000 €
time to start saving up i guess
by melkobukva
Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:10 am
Forum: Noise
Topic: 2019 NOISE Future Reflections
Replies: 31
Views: 663

Re: 2019 NOISE Future Reflections

WhiteWarlock wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:24 pm
atmospheric circuit bent glitch noise drone recorded today
now this one is really really nice :phones:
by melkobukva
Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:50 am
Forum: Cooking
Topic: Water
Replies: 12
Views: 1104

Re: Water

HeliacalShimmer wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 11:16 pm
How am I supposed to enjoy this garbage, uncolored drink?
Image
by melkobukva
Thu Jan 03, 2019 5:23 am
Forum: Noise
Topic: 2019 NOISE Future Reflections
Replies: 31
Views: 663

Re: 2019 NOISE Future Reflections

WhiteWarlock wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:11 pm
anyways.... no ones even listened to the trax here????
imo the sound is similar to one produced by automated bitcrushers such as wmd geiger counter or roland bitrazer
also had similar results with my bitcrusher patches in nord micro modular
by melkobukva
Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:04 pm
Forum: Noise
Topic: 2019 NOISE Future Reflections
Replies: 31
Views: 663

Re: 2019 NOISE Future Reflections

timdrage wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:18 pm
less white supremacy in noise hahah
says a white noise dude
don't pretend you're not part of the problem
by melkobukva
Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:18 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Love Advice
Replies: 34
Views: 511

Re: Love Advice

apologize with a noise rap love song

here, donating some lines to the cause:

baby blow me once again
i promise i will not complain
give our love another chance
let us do the devil's dance

(to be sung as a chorus, Boyz II Men style)

hope this helps
by melkobukva
Sat Dec 29, 2018 4:47 pm
Forum: Noise
Topic: CHEFKIRK - Plays 2 (Artisanal Noise)
Replies: 7
Views: 160

Re: CHEFKIRK - Plays 2 (Artisanal Noise)

nice artisanal work, I enjoyed it quite a bit
by melkobukva
Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:58 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: SMASH THE STATE
Replies: 85
Views: 5180

Re: SMASH THE STATE

by melkobukva
Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:31 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: dilberts hotel
Replies: 234
Views: 2171

Re: dilberts hotel

killing raven sun wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:42 pm
so infinity minus one is infinity?
otherwise the only difference between an infinite pizza and a regular one would be one extra slice
by melkobukva
Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: dilberts hotel
Replies: 234
Views: 2171

Re: dilberts hotel

killing raven sun wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 1:32 pm
where did this roomless guest come from btw?
why, from the hotel itself
if you remove just one guest, there would still be infinitely many left, i.e. you'd still have a fully booked infinite hotel
by melkobukva
Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:59 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: dilberts hotel
Replies: 234
Views: 2171

Re: dilberts hotel

temporarily remove guests from rooms with even numbers
now you have infinitely many spare rooms
settle the removed guests in rooms with numbers that are powers of 2
now you have all the former guests settled AND infinitely many spare rooms